| This is my first post. I'll introduce myself in the right forum, suffice it to say I am really new to the PU game. Thought I might be in the right place for some feedback on a recent experiment.
I found this total 10 on one of the major dating sites. Her profile came across as aggressive and I starting saying things to myself like, wow she's hot, I'll never get her, etc.. And then I tried to summons everything I've been trying to learn in MM, The Game and Dave D. and decided "what the hell".
Important things to know about this woman's profile. 36 divorcee, model looks, photos of her all over Europe on vacation, she's searching for man within 5000 miles of her, her profile lays down all the laws for a man, very cocky, insisted on under 40, 5'11', non-smoker without facial hair, says she wants to be pursed but needs her space and personal time, she had a photo of a little white dog. She also says that the last book she read was "The Game" and "...if this describes you....I'll see you coming from a mile away:)."
Now, I don't know why I replied like this but check out my message to her. I wrote this as a total joke and the girl replied right back basically offended and proceeded to "shoot me down", or did she? I'm thinking, "yes", but I thought it was funny and wanted to share and hopefully get some pointers, congratulations or flames.
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Dear Control Freak...
I'm 5'7", part-time smoker and shave when I feel like it.
I'm not really interested in you, but have a friend who is perfect. He will be paroled in 6 to 8 years. Like you, he really enjoys his "me" time.
Don't you have any pictures taken in THIS country? Really?
Since you seem kinda boring, I thought I could offer to spice up your life. I am planning a bank robbery for next month and am in search of a driver so if you let me know what kind of car you have I'll put you on the short list.
Good luck with your [dating site] search. Quick tip. You might want to extend your range to 6000 miles to improve your chances.
IM me at [screenname] (AOL or Yahoo) and I'll give you the number of a really good therapist to help with that personality of yours.
P.S. - You should really consider finding that adorable little white dog a loving home.
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Her reply...
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angry little man syndrome... who doesn't care about his health or the health of anyone in his vacinity *cough*...get a life...click
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So there you have it, now let me have it.
Should I neg her more (she misspelled "vicinity") or take the message that I clearly pissed her off. I could care less about this stranger but I wanted to work on my chops and ask the pros if I'm "on the right track" or "off my track".
Thanks in advance for any replies. It's nice to have a forum to talk about this.
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I posted this in the "Newbie Questions" forum also. I thought I could get a few more replies by posting here also. Moderators, if this is a "no no" please let me know and I'll keep my posts to one area only. Thanks.
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