here is the convo. it was from a dating website. What do you think the "dude" communicates? I plan on making the next reply really laid back and non-chillant as to show I have no emotional reaction to it. I have a second question. How should I sexually escalate this?


====She wrote====
ahahaha
dude, the satan TV network would be all over that.
i would totally watch the satan TV network. religiously.
...or anti-religiously?


=====I wrote=====
Ohhhh well said. I only know things about ghost hunting. I guess we could make a ghost hunting show that is great obscure independent music culture savy but who's going to air it? Maybe Satan.


=====She wrote=====
i only know things about obscure, independent music culture, i'm sorry
haha, yes. i'm trying to say that i haven't conformed well.
and no, 89 because it's less than 90 and i'm not 90% wrong. less than that. at least by 1%.


=====I wrote=====
89?? THAT'S MY BIRTHYEAR are you using unconcious recognition on me? Are you trying to say you havent conformed well? I think its a good laugh at bad jokes. It's being overly optimistic and in today's world that's good. not knowing anything about popular culture...you need work on that.


=====She wrote=====
now see, this tends to happen a lot.
most of the stuff you've learned about women doesn't apply to me, not to say that i'm any less feminine.
but, yeah.
i hate horses, 89% of the time i'm wrong, i love bad jokes, my belches are kind of amazing, and i don't know anything about popular culture.
^_^;;
embarassing, no?


=====I wrote=====
Do you really not like horses? That goes against what I believe because I have learned that ALL women love horses.

i have to honestly say that about 1/4 of my girlfriends that i've had have called me dude here and there, it's not a neg, its just a word that they are used to saying, for example, 'like' all the time. it happens, good luck





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here is the reply i sent:
Lol it would probably get shut down for being too evil. If children watched it they would spit out green goo and spin their heads. Maybe if our show raised enough money to take the US out of debt they would let us keep it. You could sell your soul to satan and we'll get the money