So i messaged this pornstar and it was a rocky start but she eventually added ME as a friend so I sent her this message and she responded with the gayest answer ever......HELP!!


Me:
I'm accepting your friend request but it's only temporary.

You're gonna have to pass my test or you're getting blocked. =) hehe

1. Who was your favorite Sesame Street character?
2. Can you drive stick shift?
3. Do you know the lyrics to "My heart will go on" by Celine Dion?

good luck

Her:
Has anyone ever told you that you make a pretty bad first impression?


Me:
WHOOOOAAA excuse me Miss. Mature!!

No need to be bitter! If you wanna convey that you're a total dud who can't joke around than so be it!

On that note, let me have your phone number....I swear I'll text you every five minutes and be a total creeper =)


Her:
after i took a look at your page, i cant be bothered to pretend to be nice. straight up - i dont even care to converse with pretentious egotistical boys. i like real men. sorry.
ps. i dont drive a bmw, im not blond.... and i have a brain -totally not your type



ON MY PAGE I HAVE PICS WITH A BUNCH OF CHICKS WHO ARE PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY HOW SHE DESCRIBED....LOL

CAN I SALVAGE THIS?? I MEAN SHE DOES TALK A LOT OF SHIT FOR BEING A PORNSTAR...LOL

Hmmm is doesn't look good for you but on the plus side at least she took the time to respond to your messages.

Judging by her punctuation she's either intelligent or is putting on a farce that she is either way you should have probably appealed to the whole "more then just a pretty face" because she's probably tired of guys not looking beyond her looks.

So maybe if you can cleverly flip the messages to imply that she has intelligence or ask for her passions in life whatever you may have a chance(slim though).

In hind site your playful and slightly immature msgs was a flip of a coin because I'm sure it would work on alot attractive women and there is no way you could tell from a Facebook profile picture. Btw what's her name?

EDIT

Opps didn't read that you were already on her friends list. Did she just add you or did you add her?

SHE added ME and I did leave out the beginning part of the conversation but here it is:

Me: Are you Shy or something

Her:Why would you think I am shy?
Please elaborate....

(I used the rest of that opener which she didn't respond to so it's irrelevant but i then sent her this a few days later)

Me:
what else do you have going for you other than looks? =)


Her:umm lets see..... how about a brain.

do i feel the need to divulge details about myslef to impress someone who calls himself "king" and asks me a question that is obviously an attempt for attention.... lol.

Me:Well having a brain is definitely a plus... I was hoping "a sense of humor" would be on the list but apparently not.

And let's not forget that you ARE a pornstar. So let's not point any fingers when it comes to "attempts for attention" Miss. Perfect =). You do sound intellectual though, I'll give you points for that..haha

p.s. whats up with the biting the fingernail pic? Are you trying to look innocent or something?...hahah

Her:
back in the day i was innocent.... i swear!

and yes, i may be a porn girl, but its not WHO i am. im actually a veterinary technician/veterinary hospital manager with aspirations to open my own veterinary hospital here in LA or in my hometown (Canada). Hence why i want big fast money, so i can be sole owner & operator (not so good credit from bein young and stupid at one time = no bank loan...boo!)

does that deserve points sir King?

Me:No Way.. I love animals too!!! You're just racking up the brownie points aren't you? Maybe I'll let you be my Queen one day =).

I worked at the Pasadena Humane Society for a bit. I remember when we shaved the dogs' balls for surgery and then vacuum up the hair, sometimes their balls would get sucked up in the vacuum and make a loud "THUMMP" noise...baahahaha.

We should just get married and move out in the middle of nowhere and own a huge farm with every animal!! What do ya say? hahah

(She again didn't respond to this last message of mine so then i sent that three questions game and it goes from there)

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK!!!

I love her! She's fun.

Her bad first impression message could be very valuable to you. I think you hooked her and then just came across as wimpy. She took the time to look through your page, so your initial impression wasn't terrible.

I see you being at a no-lose situation, so you may as well respond. Don't justify yourself/page. Tell her that someone with a brain should realise that there's more to people than their profiles convey and ask why there are no pictures of her with animals.

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I have to say I get the feeling from reading your posts that she thinks your being dead serious and offensive with your Opener etc. I think your choosing Openers and gambits that require you to be face to face to have the desired affect. You should give Heartworks guide on Myspace Game

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I think it went astray after

"does that deserve points sir King?"

u said she sounded intellectual, she revealed that she was but then you didnt transform your game into a more intellectual style.

bl man sounds like you had her until your final post about marriage stuff. What sucks is she actually sounded like a great girl and would be a freak in the bed(bi threeways anyone . I doubt you can save it from here because she probably has built a negative impression of you which I figure would be next to impossible to change via Facebook.

Again I have to ask.. what's her name! I'm now a fan

Agree with Samm...looks like you were doing really good till the role playing stuff. I was in a similar situation before where I was sarging a girl online, then I started doing some role playing texts and it just killed me. Some girls just dont respond well to it. Anyways, good stuff...atleast you got a response. Just curious though, which pornstar was it?

LOL

Well someone with a brain should realize that there's more to people than their profiles convey.

Why aren't there pictures of you with animals on your page?! Since that's who you REALLY are.....right?!

Let's not forget that I messaged you knowing you're a pornstar but I had enough common decency to put that aside and not assume anything other than that you might be an interesting and fun individual (And I was right, or so I thought). =)

But yeah I guess you're not my type; close-minded, one-dimensional thinkers don't do it for me! But regardless, good luck to you and your veterinary endeavors, I know you'll do fine. =)

Cocky Funny stuff is pretty hard to pull off online dude, come up with something else.

After she explained her fucking-on-camera, i would've gone into understanding and caring mode, and said something like: "I wish I could do that to live my dreams.."

Sounds like the cocky/funny didn't come across as well as hoped.