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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:23 pm 
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Another successful attempt on myspace. If you want to pick up a girl off myspace just talk to me. This time its HB8!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 8, 2008 2:14 PM


Well I knew you would accept my friend's request!

I guess my joke and version of get well soon worked because I notice your mood is not sick anymore.

I will leave on this high note. I notice you had Sexual Seduction by Snoop on your list. Its the edit version of the song. You would think someone who says they party "Hard" wouldn't be so censored!
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From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 3:28 PM


U CRAZY AS HELL AND YES I AM STILL SICK BUT I AM A LIL BETTER. AND NO I DONT PARTY HARD AND THANKS I AM GONNA HAVE 2 CHANGE THAT SHIT
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 9, 2008 1:08 PM


Hahahah Someone likes a little craziness. Being crazy lets me know I am sane. If I was normal then I would be boring. Who wants to be boring!

Wow,Just like that your going to change your song. I know your parents told you not to listen to strangers. What kind of a weird person are you? :D

PS: Your looks can almost cancel out your weirdness!! I said almost! :D
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 4:22 PM


U FUNNY LMAO. I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE 2 SAY BOUT U
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 9, 2008 1:28 PM


:D I am glad I got you speechless and I wasn't even being sweet! Now, What would have happen if I was being sweet? Lets not found out because I don't need another stalker! :D
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 5:38 PM


TRUST ME U WOULDNT HAVE 2 WORRY BOUT ME STALKING U CUZ I AM NOT THE STALIKNG TYPE.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Whoopie AKA The Whoopster
Date: Mar 9, 2008 2:46 PM


Wow, Thats exactly what a stalker would say to make myself feel "Safe".

They are like..I am not the stalking type. Then next thing I know your in the bushes watching walking to the mailbox to get my mail in my boxers. Just to let you know I am on to you!!!

So how about play the question game to get to know each other better. The only rule is that you can't ask the same question I asked you and vise versa.

Start us off!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Mar 9, 2008 5:48 PM


UR A FUCKIN TRIP. U WOULD B COOL 2 HANG OUT AND GET DRUNK WITH. SO WHAT R U DOING THIS WEEKEND? U SHOULD COME DOWN 2 SPARTANBURG AND MEET ME AND A FEW OF MY FRIENDS AT WILD WINGS.



To finish it up I got a number close. It real funny how lately I been picking up chicks without even giving them my name. I don't think she has realize I am going to Iraq in like two weeks. I am actually thinking about showing up in my uniform. Then the game would be so easy I would get drunk and maybe have a 3some. I know I will Fclose this chick.

Notice how she asked me. Lately I been trying my best not to come on to a chick by asking them to hang out and they have been asking me.

I think I am going to open up with my comedian routine. My of my buddies in HS told me I should have been a comedian and I won class clown.

"Have you ever notice that there are certain words you can toss on to a end of a sentence that can either target one group of people or competely reverse the sentence around."

"Like for example...(pause) I gotta go to the bathroom anyone want to join me....LADIES?"

"Another one you gotta use if your in a relationship is...(pause) I love you!...(pause) Sort OF!"

There are plenty of words you can use and it always good for a laugh because you can get them to toss in sentences in words. Its a good way to see who has a good sense of humor and who doesn't. It also a good way to Neg someone by simple saying. "If that was funny I would have laughed" then smile!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:24 am 
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gota hand it to you...your doing your thing...

1question though...how do u open these females?


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I open it with 3 things I ensure in my first post.

I let them know that we have something in common.

I give them neg.

I give them a compliment.

Those are the three things I hit when I send my first message. Usually I switch the neg and compliment around but depending on what I am negging.

So just look over her profile and find something that would be easy to neg. Like maybe a favorite movie, music(is the easiest) TV show, or look through her pictures.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:37 am 
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Dude, did you get those jokes off of Demetri Martin? He said the same exact thing.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:44 am 
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Dude, did you get those jokes off of Demetri Martin? He said the same exact thing.
I noticed that too but didn't think it was a big enough deal to call him out on it. It is Demetri Martin's Routine off his Comedy Central Special called "Demetri Martin: Person."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:47 am 
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Of course I got them off Demetri Martin....I was not claiming them for my own. I watch alot of stand up comedy and if I like something or think its funny I will throw it my mind for storage. People seem to love it so why not use it. If someone calls me out on it. I just say yeah he is a very funny guy. Then I give them example of another joke he has.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:15 pm 
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lol wow that is some good stuff.

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I open it with 3 things I ensure in my first post.

I let them know that we have something in common.

I give them neg.

I give them a compliment.

Those are the three things I hit when I send my first message. Usually I switch the neg and compliment around but depending on what I am negging.

So just look over her profile and find something that would be easy to neg. Like maybe a favorite movie, music(is the easiest) TV show, or look through her pictures.

that's a good formula.. I'm trying to use canned openers and am getting mixed results


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lol thats quality shit man, look at a few of my myspace openers READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

From: HB9
Date: 30 Mar 2008, 11:22 PM


ha ha ha ha thats the coolest myspace msg ive ever had - EVER! I don't believe in marraige lets just find a cave in the wild somewhere just be

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Class
Date: 30 Mar 2008, 10:24 PM



hey, I'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem.... wanna get married??"

WITH THIS 1 IM GONNA REPLY
"move into a cave huh? well that takes alot of commitment, what if i want a tiger skin rug, and u want a bearskin rug? how will things work out?!..r u worth sharing a cave with..?

ive got more, if u want to see them just reply


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Nice work there whoopie


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Of course I got them off Demetri Martin....I was not claiming them for my own. I watch alot of stand up comedy and if I like something or think its funny I will throw it my mind for storage. People seem to love it so why not use it. If someone calls me out on it. I just say yeah he is a very funny guy. Then I give them example of another joke he has.
I do the same exact thing...Ps watch Daniel Tosh hes one of the best

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genius stuff

specific help is the best

Always be specifc
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Hey "facebook king" I wanted to see how you would reply to this response I got from some girl who I kinda know already.

Me: (posted a link to an article saying marriages where man is uglier of the couple are the happier ones) Bad news. Looks like it won't work out between us.

Her: Oh no it will work.

I never even realized it before but any way she responds to that comment either lowers her value or makes her seem like she wants me. But still I'm stumped as to what a good reply to that would be.


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Hmmm wish I knew what was said before this so I could calibrate your personality.

So I would go with this because its my style.

"Your really want this to work don't you! I got bad news for you....I am bum! I hate working unless its worth it ;) If you can give me 3 good reasons why I should let it work then I might try you out! :D :D"

^Its fun, Its showing that your a challenge, and your making her qualify herself to you. You did say you know this girl so I really don't know what stage your on with her either.

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Hahaha well myspace king, I got something to tell you and I am looking for your assist.

I was looking at this forum last night and came across a certain thread where you said that the poster of the thread took your pick-up line. I can't really find it right now (that's why I decided to post here) but I thought that the pick-up line was so hilarious that I decided to use it and send it to 4 random girls.

Well, out of 4 girls, two have replied back. The pick-up line, which is "Hey I bet your just another good looking girl with NO personality because your profile is kinda lacking." has generated mixed comments from the ladies.

One of them said "well i bet i have more personality than you,thanks for the compliment but howd you find me?"

I just realized that she has a tag saying that she loves her boyfriend. That SUCKS because I took the message as a good thing.

The other one got pretty mad though. She sent me the same message about 4 times saying "wtfff first of all who the fuck are you
second who are you to tell me that"

I have no idea what to make it. It's not often that I browse for girls online and send them messages. Help me out on how this game works.

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