me:Who lies more, girls or guys?

her:lol.. depends?
haha sorry but do i know you by any chance?

me:I just saw your profile randomly and thought and was trying to figure out if you're a person i should get to know.. so far you failed test 1.

her: um.. okay.



so what's next... i'm sick of using this opener.. someone have any ideas.. I only ask cause I'm a noob. just started so called online sarging last week.

I'm asking for openers for people I randomly see....they will respond with the usuall "who the hell are you."

use the myspace method, Trivial has tested his stuff, and believe me it works

I posted this on Craig's List

(Title)
Here's the Reality

I'm repulsed by whiners. No "princesses". If that's the case you're boring as hell and I AINT gonna play your daddy. You're lucky Im even posting this ad. Send a pic.

(Her response)

Hi there,
LMAO! I just had to reply to you for nothing more than to tell you, your ad rocks. I love the no bullshit approach.

Oh, I have a girly day job, and have to wear make up, but that's as far as the princess thing goes, I don't wear any jewelry and hell, my ears aren't even pierced. I whine from time to time but always make sure I have cheese on hand to help with that. hehehe I hate whiners to, they can be toxic to people.

Ok, have a good one, write back if you think I'm tough enough...lol

I personally like to look for something on her profile to neg her about and then open with that (via the MySpace method).

For example: I saw that a HB9's favorite TV show was Golden Girls...I sent a message saying something like "Wow, your favorite show is Golden Girls?! You should give my Grandma a call and you two can watch it together!

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dont want to steal your thread, having a similiar issue myself

tried this:
hey, I'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem.... wanna get married??

response HB8.5:
random. Do I know you??


Don't know where to go from here. Im a beginner and its on facebook where cant view profile for any info to neg on. Any ideas?

neg her picture, some one once used is that a wig or your real hair as an opener on here, theres loads of things you can say...make the subject interesting so she wants to open it and put a question for her to reply back to and more than likely you'll get a reply, remember to neg its important online

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'You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.' Albert Einstein

This one HB8 had so many twists and turns it was like a Saw movie. The fist one was, her brother is a PUA, and uses the wig line. I managed to pull myself back in intresting her, and now she hits me with she is 9months preg this is fun!