so far i think the classic wig opener works best. but im looking for more ideas.

post em!
thanks

one that works okay for me is...

what, other than you looks, have you got going for you??

classic MM, but i like it....

i also like the wig one, i'll use that...thanks mate

phil

Not tried online game because I don't have any decent pics to stick on my myspace profile yet. Talking to chicks online- their bitch sheild is increased 10 fold, so I would go with a neg to open. A slight diss /ribbing of something on their profile in a light hearted way.

What does mm mean?

Mystery Method

cool.Sounds pretty good.

you seem more than just another cute face in the crowd missy question is are you?

this always gets a response unless she's a total bitch.

I've stumbled across a lot of girls having a profile text like: "Just looking...".

Any ideas on how to approach these?

one that works for me is when a girl adds me i let her sit for a day or so then i ask her flat out, i dont know you, your not another stalker are you? this seems to work almost everytime

a couple of the ones i use are


Are you wearing a wig... or is that your real hair?


Are you as interesting as you look?


and my personal favorite


Are you shy.... or something??? (this gets 100% feedback, for me atleast)



have fun

I've been having success with the "you shouldn't poke strangers blah blah blah line" My first two attempts have gotten me this far if you want to see a few examples.

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Here is my first shot:

Me: Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

HB 7: Well.... I figured that since you poked me first.... and I looked at ur profile... maybe it would be okay
But just to make it "ok" let me introduce myself: I'm HB 7... and you are?

Me: Hi I'm Xeroz...But I think I'm going to call you trouble instead of Jordan because I can tell that's exactly what you are

HB 7: lol.... hmmm.... i don't think you can fairly judge what i am... considering we've oinly just met....
So where do you go to school?

And thats where I am currently on that one. I was thinking about saying something like "How did you know I want to be a judge when I grow up...you must have really been stalking my page! blah blah blah" and answer her question and ask her where she goes...

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And the second gave me a succinct reply:

Me: Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

HB 7: Guess not..........:]

I'm really not sure where to go with that. I assume it's pretty open ended and looking for canned material isn't all that necessary but again these are my first two online sarges so any advice is welcome.

-Xeroz

OMG Davidoff. You've been a member of this forum for like 10+ months now and you dont even know what MM stands for.
Shame on you.
Or as you would put it 'Lame!'

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To effectively communicate, we must realise that we are all different in the way we percieve the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others.

delete.

HB 7: lol.... hmmm.... i don't think you can fairly judge what i am... considering we've oinly just met....
So where do you go to school?[/b]

Tell me three qualities about yourself that sets you apart from everyone else, other then just your looks.

Believe it or not, the ones I use most and have had the most success with are:

1) Are you a dude?

2) What's with that hairdo?

3) Is this really you?

4) What's your number, so I can call and see if you sound like you look. (Used this today, and I'll be giving a field report on what happens after my date)

5) Why is there a dude in your picture? (Always good for a neg) Do you actually go out with guys like that?

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Make the "Ho say no", remember fellas, a "ho" without any instruction is headed for self destruction!

Let them haters do their job, and you work their women like a job!

Don't talk so much, you'll make people hate you!