I'll admit some of this stuff was "borrowed" from Windowshoppingforwomen, so thanks in advance to race and kelly. I'll get my own stuff once I understand how the beginning interactions work (and frankly I'm okay with canned stuff).

So far I used the same opener 23 times, and have 8 responses. Pretty good with a basic page layout, and a display name of "vegan" and a quote in the top which uses pacifist. I kept it on purpose to see how the least mainstream parts of me play, and it seems that even with that I can do well, so I suspect better rate in the future. I'll post another one next week.

So first was this one, in which I passed at least three "do I know you" shit tests, then got her to apologize to me:

PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:me? why?
PUA:Well, I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude! lol
Her:um well do i knwo you? ur not on my friends list. so how would i knwo to say hello?
PUA:I think you know my friend, she said you are cool but kind of a dork.
Her:well i am very cool and a dork,who is your friend?
PUA:Sara

Also Say Anything is the shit, ever seen them in concert?
Her:no i wihs. and sara who?. sara as in my sister sara
PUA:Sara Something?, I said friend not good friend, also she went out with my friend Will.

So today I was reading cosmo (all they had on the magazine table, don't hate) and they had these "would you rather type questions"

Live in a mansion on the lake or shack on the beach?
Be 3'7" or 7'3"?
Have a year of amazing, mind-blowing, toe-curling sex and then a year of no sex or two years of so-so sex?

Let's see if you can do as well as I did.
Her:hmmm. no one is comin to mind. where she from?
and i would say
mansion on lake
7'3
and two years of so-so cuz thats what ive been havcing and i can deal with it
PUA:Council Bluffs. And you got two out of three. selfish boyfriends in you past i guess?. its not that hard, but i guess they are just lazy. some guys give the rest of us a bad name. well, let's see if you can do better on these:

On an island alone or with someone you hate?
Rich and hate your job, or poor and love it?
Never speak again, or have no filter?
Her:hmm i dont knwo anyone from council bluffs....
with someone i hate. you're bound to hook up
poor and love it
have no filter
PUA:so you dont care that it could be a girl,at least you not alone? do you always just answer other peoples questions or do you the move conversations yourself Give me something to answer, i tell the truth you know, its a bad habit of mine lol!
Her:im never good with questions but. doe sthis sara really know me. or did you make it up to get me talking?
PUA:sara apparently doesnt know you as well as she made me believe. She went to l'james, so it made sense to me. and i do not like the suggestion that i am liar, i've been respectful you could do the same. You did all the last group right though...
Her:i dont know her but i think you may have the wrong carrie cuz there is oen i know of who went to lajames and she is kind of like me but . now i knwo where the dork part came in.. and i didnt mean to be rude i was just wonderin cuz i dont know a sara form there . so i think im the wrong carrie!.... but... thats cool with me
PUA:its cool. I catch you later maybe, I gotta lots of sleep so I can break in my new traucing shoes when I go parkouring tomorrow. So have a good one wrong carrie!
Her:i need to go to bed too. goodnight and on second thoguth im the right carrie. nevr the wrong one


Then there is this one, in which I got no shit tests:

PUA:are you shy or something?
Her:yea very... why?
PUA:That's what I thought, after all I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude lol!
Her:ha ha im sorry i feel awkward saying even hi to people... i know... lame right? well hey im glad you arent shy at least!

So for the first one I was thinking about explaining what parkour/traucing is to reintroduce the conversation, but I like her qualifying herself towards the end am I right here? (this one is hairstylist/fashion type)

And for the second one, I have not yet encountered the no shit test response so I am kind of lost. I thought about commenting on the chest tattoo then told the AFC in my head to shut up...(Rocker/tattoo girl here)

neg her about her photos dude, or go into jealous girlfriend routine

for the second girl btw

okay so i tried the opener on this girl and this is what happened..
i need to know how to reply to this message. I am new to the community
any help would be much appreciated



Subject:

RE: i'm confused...

HER:
I apologize, but I see that you are not one of my myspace friends and I have a really bad memory sometimes and I dont recall us ever messaging and stuff, I am sorry! But "Hello", lol!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Apr 7, 2008 7:31 AM


Well, I have been on this myspace thing for quite a while now, and you still haven't even said "hi". how rude! lol

-Miguel
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HER
Date: Apr 6, 2008 8:29 PM



lol, what makes you think I am shy?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Apr 6, 2008 6:04 PM


are you shy or something?

Yeah this here forum wasn't letting me start a new topic until i had made 30 posts. Sorry to whoever started the thread, i don't mean to detract from the original point of the thread but i pretty urgently need some help.

So this HB8 added me on myspace which was weird coz...well we have nothing in common and she lives on the other side of the atlantic. but not wanting to miss a beat i replied...y'know coz i'm nice like that haha. Here's the story so far (its all happenin on myspace walls)...

HER
hello (:
thanks for accepting!
how are you?
*kisses*

ME
heyyy, no worries. i'm good thanks, and you? what brings you to england? incedently i'm spending my summer in toronto this year. can't freakin wait.
take it easy.......


HER
are you really?
maybe we can meet up?
i live about an hour away from toronto,
in mississauga!
what are you going to be doing in canada?
*kisses*


ME
yeah i am, but you should know you're probably not my type...but i could use a tour guide ...
well i'm a student doctor and i've got an 8 week placement in toronto starting in june.
so what is there to do in mississauga? i've been there before but don't really remember it tbh hehe.

jess

HER
not your type,
meaning?
mississauga?
well there isn't anything to do.
toronto is where all the fun is.
*kisses*[/i]

So thats it so far. i tried to disqualify myself by saying shes not my type but i think it might have backfired a little. i don't know whether i'm gonna have to explain myself to her or not. Looking back now, maybe I should have said 'we could meet up but how do I know you're not one of those weirdos....blahblah' and made her qualify herself to me but thats kinda what i was trying to do with my comment.

i am very new to this, i only really started reading about online sarging yesterday when this chick first messaged me. I have so far been successful in not sounding like every other chump on her wall and i definately don't look like em either (i peacock pretty good!). Seen as this thing didn't really start out as a routine i can't find my answers anywhere else on here so would appreciate any help

Thanks,
Jess

its good that you disqualified yourself, but stop being so nice. its obvious she is attracted but neg her some more throw in some DHV stories, then start to show some interest. Like "waht have you got going for you other than your looks, name three things?" or some other mystery method type thing your not going to be seeing her next week so you really have to peak her interset and attraction for a long time, she might reconsider and put you in the friend zone. also you should wait pretty long before you respond this will keep her interest more. If she gives you her phone number don't call her very often or at all, I was in a long distance relationship back in my afc days and i really screwed things up by calling her too often.... stick to the email.

Ive been tryin this method and opener but i get alot of "who is this" and ive been doing online game for awhile and still havent figured out a legit answer for that question... would it be good to just switch it and say "thats not what i asked" any suggetsions?

Jim Jim Jimmy! What are you doing. Only disqualify yourself if your coming on to her. It sounded like to me you were punishing her for giving you IOIs.

In the online world...Replying is a instant IOI. So no matter what she knows your interested in her or you wouldn't have wrote her back.

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