| Panda here again guys. Like I said in a previous post I'm in a position where I can't go out and sarge, but I can spit some game online. As usual, I'm an AFC so critique the shit out of me. Any feedback is appreciated. (I should note, this app isn't tinder; it's an app called Skout. You can basically start chatting with whichever chick you want BUT you don't get the bonus of being preselected first)
Me: Alright [girl's name] imma be honest, I think you're cute. But I don't know you as a person so I can't say much about that. So maybe you can shed some light on this for me. Beauty is very common, but what makes you unique?
How about this, let's say we went to a bar and you had to order us a shot of anything, what would it be?
Her: Vodka
Army medic, still single and not necessarily by choice lol umm idk I don't think I'm like most girls
M: You're gonna start us off on stragith vodka shots!
Damn gurl tone it down, the nights still young
Army medic huh?
H: Yeah I don't play lol and yeah
M: Haha I like your style.
So what made you want to be an army medic?
H: Just my personality. I love anatomy and I've always been interested in the medical field.
M: Lol I would tease you for being a nerd but unfortunately I'm in the same boat haha.
Do you wanna go to med school after?
H: Yeah
M: Geez, you've got a long road ahead
H: Ehh it's not bad though
M: when'd you enlist?
H: This year
M: And how's it been so far, do you enjoy it?
H: Eh
M: Lol what's eh mean?
H: Lots of down and some ups
M: lol that is the most VAGUE answer victoria haha
H: it sucks lol
M: Lol the truth finally comes out
H: Yeah
M: Haha so tell me what exactly sucks about it?
And should I warn your company about a potential deserter? lol
H: No and idk it's just no what I expected. Our command sucks and I can't stand assholes or people you can't rely on or people that wast my time
M: Must be frustrating, especially since your stuck with those guys
H: Yeah
M: Unrelated, how was my profile? On the app you can see who check your profile out, she did
You like what you see? lol
H: It's fine
M: Haha BS
You mean to say: "you're the sexiet man I've ever seen"
So you're on leave rn then?
H: Home town recruiting
M: What do you do for fun when you're not busy recruiting then?
H: Just chill or go to the beach. I'm a beach bum
M: oh god you're one of THOSE people lol
ever been to the beaches in miami?
H: What's wrong with "those" people???
M: lol you guys hog all the sun and sand
H: Well I grew up with it sooo
M: Yall can get weird too lol
once saw an old drunk dude singing naked
...actually it was more like yodeling
H: That's not me though -__-
M: haha that's what they all say
mrs. "vodka shots"
H: Ms...
M: lol excuse me
*ms. grammar nazi
H: yes
M: Alright so you're an army medic, a beach bum, and a grammar nazi haha
Anything else interesting I should know?
H: I'm a fighter
M: Like an emotion one or a physical one? lol
H: Physical lol wtf
M: Good, so if we ever out for those vodka shots
and i get too hammered and start a fight
you got my back haha
H: yup that's how it usually goes
M: Alright then, think you can take some time off from recruiting to grab a drink sometime?
H: Maybe
M: Cool, I'll text you some time
Alright, so there were several things about this convo that really confused me. Throughout the whole convo she wasn't giving me much; she kept texting back really short replies. BUT she kept messaging me back which told me there was some interest. Now, doing this online game thing mainly for practice and to get better at texting, I tried to flip the interaction around. Obviously, didn't work.
Now, what did I do wrong? I know I'm an AFC/chode so don't hold back guys. I need to learn from my mistakes, cheers.
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