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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:28 pm 
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I just wanted to post a quick report of a Tinder success in hopes that some may use it, change it for their own style, or not.

So, I "Super Liked" this girl, HB9. Her profile reads:
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mortician to be
I like tattoos and you should say hello first
Hoe's aint loyal
Bisexual
Anything else you'll have to ask me about
Interesting.

So she messages first:
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HER: Hey! So tell me more about your tattoos? :)
ME: Hey cutie. Well most of them I decided on about a day before getting them! haha. Tell me more about your bitchin' hair
Thirty minutes goes by. I feel a weak conversation coming, if any. This girl gets her Tinder blown the fuck up, she's insanely hot. So I sent her this:
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You know what? Normally I'd just wait to feel you out. But I'm gonna go on a limb cause fuck it. I don't want any more kid, ever. I have a vasectomy, I'm a man whore honestly. I need rough sex like I need air. I like to cuddle and am a sucker for good deep conversation. I don't believe in jesus. I support abortion. I like girls who like girls.
About two minutes later I get this:
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Wow. I'm 18. I don't want kids of MY OWN, ever. I love kids and am great with them but I don't have any. I love rough sex, I'm small but very fierce;) I like to cuddle and talk about everything and anything. I love to laugh(: I don't believe in Jesus or go to church. I smoke marijuana. I support abortion and I like pussy
We have a winner!
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Sounds like we may just get along. We should text ##########
She texts me immediately:
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HER: Hey its NAME
ME: Hey cutie
HER: Whatcha up to
ME: Figured it was, I don't give my number out a lot
ME: Painting actually! You?
HER: Starbucks!
ME: Oh fuck! I need some of that
HER: lol want some??
ME: I do. Which one
HER: Which one do you want? Maybe I can see you later and bring some
ME: I meant which Starbucks are you at but that works too
ME: And a carmel frappachino sounds amazing right now!
HER: lol okay!!(:
HER: Can I bring you one tonight maybe?
ME: I actually happen to be free tonight so yeah. What time are you thinking
HER: I still have some errands to run then I can come
ME: That sounds like a plan to me
HER: OK:)
ME: You like horror films?
HER: YES!!
ME: Good! I'll find a good one!
HER: Sounds great!
ME: Awesome!
ME: SELFIE
HER: HEART EYE EMOJI
ME: What are you gonna get at starbucks cutie
HER: The same thing lol
ME: haha perfect! I have an idea. Let's fly to Vegas, go to the Elvis Chapel and elope. Sound good babe?
HER: Haha omg YESSS I wanna go to vegas babe!
ME: Sounds like a plan boo bear!
Her: lol Okay!!
ME: Our bachelor and bachelorette party we can do together. We'll find a girl to tie up and dominate. That is, if you actually do like girls
HER: Um yes I actually like girls haha!
HER: So where do you live?
ME: Teasing you cutie I know you do
ME: ADDRESSS
HER: Okay I'll be there in ten!!
She comes over, brings me Starbucks. This girl is insanely fucking hot. I bring her straight to my room, we talk a bit about starbucks, I tease her lightly but not much. I realize that I need to go pick up my dry cleaning. I tell her I wanna go pick it up, she says okay, I tell her "only after you give me a kiss." We then have a solid makeout session. I pull back, grab her hand and lead her to the car, go and get the dry cleaning. Make out again in the parking lot. I decided to hold her hand, and then said "isn't it crazy how you can so easily feel so comfortable with someone so quick?" We then have a conversation about chemistry and connections. I asked her if she had ever met anyone off Tinder before, she said no this is her first time, I told her she got lucky to not meet a total loser, she laughed and agreed.

Get back to my house, I put the horror movie on (Pumpkinhead). Make out, stop her, tell her we need to watch the movie. Make out again. Stop her and tell her we need to pay attention to the movie. Make out again, then go straight to eating her pussy. Ate it for probably 20 minutes or so then sex. Super rough, amazing sex, for about two hours. Stayed up all night, until about 7am talking, sex, talking, sex. Fell asleep, woke up, at 2pm, went and ran a few errands with her.

She left, had to go take care of some shit. Texted me about five times so far saying she's excited to see me again tonight.

Girl looks like Angelina Jolie's hotter younger sister.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:32 pm 
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Not that I'm not acknowledging the results, but I'd say in this case your success wasn't due to your gaming but rather to your profile. The girl seemed ready to go to your place from the beginning.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:18 pm 
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I wouldn't disagree with you really. I most likely caught her at the most opportune time. I still think my texting is on point, though.

Update to that girl:

She's fucking insane. Met up probably five or six more times. Plenty of amazing hot sex. She tried to set up a threesome for me, but failed (not her fault). But the girl was fucking insane. I don't want to go into detail, but I wrote her off in short order.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:42 pm 
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There is a reason guys published a crazy hot matrix; It's because it's often real. Your game was still pretty tight tho.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=crazy+hot+ ... ersationid

Just a couple words what was wrong? :mrgreen: One of the last women I saw sounds very similar hahaha


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:35 am 
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There is a reason guys published a crazy hot matrix; It's because it's often real. Your game was still pretty tight tho.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=crazy+hot+ ... ersationid

Just a couple words what was wrong? :mrgreen: One of the last women I saw sounds very similar hahaha
Haha I love that video! Watched it a year ago.

A little more detail on that chick:

She was flakey as fuck! When I say flakey, I mean flakey on a whole other level of flake. This girl couldn't keep a schedule to save her life. I've never seen anything like it. On multiple occasions she was on her way to my place, and got distracted on the way. It was un-fucking-believable.

Example: She's going to come over to my place when she gets off work. So she gets off work, texts me saying she'll be here soon, has to take her friend (mutual friend, as it turns out) back to her place. Thirty minutes goes by, haven't heard from her, turns out she was hanging out with the girl at her place, and changing, and decided to watch a TV show. Says she's on her way to my place, stops at starbucks to get us both drinks. Says she's on her way again, gets pulled over for speeding, gets a ticket. Finally shows up after like two hours.

I've dealt with lying flakes before, they're easy to spot. The worst part about this girl is that she was never lying about where she was; she just couldn't possibly get to where she was supposed to go.

The straw that broke the camel's back: She spends the night, we plan on an all-day date together since we were both free the next day, and she's actually pretty fucking cool to hang out with. We go get coffee, we go get pedicures, she gets a text from her mom: "Can you come over? I need to talk to you." I saw the text because I was scrolling for music on her phone while driving. She says she needs to go talk to her mom, but we're both starving. So we go back to my place, she says she's gonna pick up food on the way back, says it won't be more than thirty minutes. I put a movie on. An hour goes by, I fall asleep, wake up two hours later; no messages on my phone. I call her, she's driving her dad's truck across town because he got his car fixed, so she's following him back home, then she'll be back to my place. Says she's sorry, asks me what I want from Whataburger. Don't hear from her for the rest of the night. 2am comes, I text her my deal breaker. I can't remember everything I said, but it was basically telling her I won't stand for this bullshit. She calls me at 2:30, tells me she's sorry, but she went to the strip club to audition for a job, so she'd been dancing all night.

Yeah, you can't make that shit up.

I told her it's okay, no biggie, I just won't stand for having my time wasted like that. Told her I thought she was cool, fun to hang out with, but my time is too valuable to be wasted like that. I wasn't mean to her, she's not malicious about it, it's just a fucking bat-shit crazy part of her personality.

Fun while it lasted.

Masterm1ne, I see you're in San Antonio. I'm up in Abilene, originally from Kerrville. Next time I go down to SA we should meet up. I occasionally go down to Lackland.


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