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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:05 pm 
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A few years back I was meeting quality women now and then on these things. Now I can't even get a cute fatty to message me back. I have this on okc, pof and match. Is it really that bad? http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=39396654

Do my pictures suck or maybe I sound too serious? Basically I'm the kinda guy that works long hours, trains his ass off and does it all over again. Don't wanna change my lifestyle for ass but it's getting lonely.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:31 pm 
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Most of the photos on your profile are all of very low quality.

Grainy, blurry, etc.

Only 2 of them are suitable for this profile (and you'll need to replace 3 of them with good, in focus, well-lit photos.)

Get rid of the selfies (I think there's 3)... You're driving in one, you have a goofy smile in one and you're just sitting in a truck in one it appears)... Keep the one with the dog. Dogs are good for online dating and Tinder...

Speaking of Tinder - why POF? Get on Tinder.

In your profile you state you're looking for a relationship - flat out... Which will limit any contact from girls who are NOT looking for one (and who bother to read your profile). It's also lacking humour.

Also - craft beer sounds hipster.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:36 pm 
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EDIT - damn you charles or replying 1st
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A few years back I was meeting quality women now and then on these things. Now I can't even get a cute fatty to message me back. I have this on okc, pof and match. Is it really that bad? http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=39396654

Do my pictures suck or maybe I sound too serious? Basically I'm the kinda guy that works long hours, trains his ass off and does it all over again. Don't wanna change my lifestyle for ass but it's getting lonely.

Everyone on Tinder now.

Your grooming looks lazy and you look like a homeless person. Dress sharp instead, Those suits are really poorly fitted and styled. take quality pics: online-sarging/increase-your-results-ri ... 93587.html You need to evolve with online dating, not use old ass pics that worked once upon time.

You qualify yourself too much on your profile and I can imagine your messages will be bland too, what is your opener? You give your power away too easily if you're looking for a relationship on your profile.

Profile - 3 out of 10

The only thing I liked, is that you like to keep fit. But the pic it looks like you're living in the 70's . So that is the only reason why my rating is a 3 otherwise would be a 1

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:23 pm 
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** P.s. in before Heart Charmer tells him to focus on texting **

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:48 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:50 pm 
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You actually look like RSD Jeffy in your first pic.
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Most of the photos on your profile are all of very low quality.

Grainy, blurry, etc.
Though I'm no expert, I agree on this one. Also I felt that your background isn't good in most of the pics. When you take a picture, consider your background also, even if its in a room, see which place fits best.
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In your profile you state you're looking for a relationship - flat out... Which will limit any contact from girls who are NOT looking for one (and who bother to read your profile). It's also lacking humour.
+1. Particularly I feel this line sounds a bit needy.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 2:46 am 
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Well thanks for the brutally honest critique. Part of my problem is that I started to not give a shit how I look. So basically I look like a homeless bum from the 70s. No wonder scummy women act friendly to me on the street haha. However this look got me a girlfriend over the summer who had a big crush on the baseball player Jayson Werth so that makes sense. Guess I gotta get a haircut and go shopping. Fuck it. Cuts into my free day to watch football Sunday but I'd rather be getting laid and watching football while drinking good beer and hipster shit anyway :)


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Judging by the people who replied, you've already had all the advice that you need...

But your profile honestly needs a lot of work. The whole bio communicates that you're a desperate pleaser who gets no success with women whatsoever, rather than a guy who can easily get girls, but just wants something better and wants to see what's out there.

Your pictures are all blurry selfies. I've got nothing against the selfie, but when every picture is a selfie it makes you look lonely.

Get a haircut, shape your beard, upgrade your clothes, go for a photo shoot if you're really dedicated.

Also apply everything that Dragula has probably said. It's probably solid advice. (haven't read, he may have just called you a twat - he has a thing for doing that so he doesn't look needy ;) )

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