I have read some complete crap recently on this forum, they chat to girls on Facebook and just creep them out.

Mini FR: I went out this Saturday and it was raining, there was a bunch of drunk girls on my stoop and instantly gamed and escalated hard on the best looking girl. It was her sister's birthday.

She seemed to like me but didn't accept by escalation or my request to go up to my apartment for some drinks. I suggested we should go on a date and i got a 'maybe' reply and she asked her sister to give me her number, her sister was too drunk so i got her name and i added her on FB there and then.

The next day she sends me this in response to the friend request:


her: Hi do I know you?

me: lol
We met on my doorstep Sat night,When you were hiding from the rain,Anyway, no need to accept, you obviously were too drunk (i am willing to walk away)

her: Lol I've already accepted I was pretty hammered tho sat!! I don't drink that often! Think I over did it ha

me: I see. well hope you gave your sister a good Bday, Like I told you Saturday, I suggested to let's get a drink together sometime? (she was too drunk to remember so I go for it anyway just incase, i have nothing to lose)

her: Yeah she had a good night . Tell me a bit more about you

Me: I like the colour blue and I am a pisces, What else you wanna know?

her: How old are you?

me: Just turned 30 , Nicola, no this isn't a job interview, but If i was in the same room as your sister, what good and bad character traits would she say about you? (i need some investment so I qualify)

her: Lol. Well I can't chat proper now. I'll reply to it later if ok ?

me: No problemo, you're obviously texting whilst riding horses. ;P talk later

her: Lol I wish . I'd be blown away like Dorothy if I went out in this weather lol. Chat later x

(a day passes and she doesn't get back to me)

me:

her: Lol ha made me laugh! Sorry my little girl (and me) are not feeling too great!! In need of tlc lol (it worked lol)

me: hope you both feel better. Enjoy the TLC

her: Is that you sending tlc then lol?

me: If that is what you want *TLC* sent

her: Lol ha thanks for that. Feeling much better already

me: It's a gift. No problemo, here is something else to help:



her: Lol what's that!

me: Asian Morgan freeman (I am just being my goofy self)

her: Pmsl ha where did you find an Asian Morgan lol

me: I just saw it on the internets , i think you drank too much Sat and it left you vulnerable to Ebola

me: Ha thought you took that in town! Lol ha that made me LOL!! Does Ebola take advantage of pi**ed up mancunians then ha?!

me: Wigan is pretty much mancunian, wigunian

her: Lol quite the comedian, I'm from Westhoughton really tho so what does that make me?

me: Nah, I have a solid script I follow, for drunk girls on my door step avoiding the rain

her: Ha ha lol ye you should of come out partying with us! Birthday celebrations!

me: Well. It looked like I caught you all at the end of your night? which was like 23:00 which makes you hardcore party goers

her: Ha we were out till 4 so not quite the end

me: christ, I can't imagine the level of drunk for you at that time considering i saw you at 23:00

her: Lol I didn't drink anymore after I saw you!

me: I have that effect, alcoholics give up drink when they meet me, i inspire them apparently

(just being cocky and stupid)

her: Think I'd had enough!! It just suddenly hit me! Lol Ha cheeky sod lol

me: you seem like a special occasion type, so you're not much of a party frequent, Especially in Manchester

her: Lol I'm clearly a text book binge drinker!, Nah don't drink that often

me: But when you do it wrong, you do it right, RIGHT?

her: lol what's that a tongue twister

me: No, its a common phrase but never mind, do you not remember that you were asking me to kiss you? , and i said 'no, you're too drunk?'

her: I'm special remember, What I asked to kiss you? Lol really? You pulling my leg

me: I am being kind on you, you said you wanted more than a kiss but i had to pepper spray you

her: Haha in your dreams mate

me: then set off my rape whistle

her: Lol ye I bet

me: lol just kidding, we had a laugh, i tried all my slick moves, you're a tough cookie, but to no avail

her: Lol ha define your slick moves, Tough cookie is what I am lol

me: Do you not remember what happened? go on , tell me what you do remember So we are both on the same page

her: Is it really bad if I say no?!! I do look like a raging alki don't i?!! It's actually really bad!! I remember everything before sheltering in the rain, and everything after, but I must of hit a real ar*eholed stage when I met you!! I blame my mate for plying me with birthday celebration drinks!!

me: Jeez, you're a mess aint ya

her: I literally only really drink when I go out so ye bad me!! And don't go out that often!

me: Well, let me enlighten you, I live in that building, opened the door and saw you and your sister, I told you that you need to pay me for the use of anti rain stoop

her: lol ha that's quite amusing

me: which got a giggle, you mentioned it was your sister's bday, so i hugged her

her: Anti rain stoop . Way with words darling Ha

me: then I started to kind of get in your face, hug and try to kiss etc

her: Gentleman then huh Lol

(i decide to get real...)

me: You were smiling so I continued over and over, I suggested to get a drink and you said that line 'maybe' line
Then you told your sister to me your number but your sister was wasted, so i asked for your fb name and here we are
oh and also, you looked at my bum and bit your lip

her: Good job I didn't get a drink lol I'd of ended up in hospital with alcohol poisoning ha

me: No as in a drink at a future date

her: I bit my lip . What was that some kind of seductive look on my part lol

me: But if that was to happen, looks like an OJ for you

her: Do you have a nice bum then? Lol

me: yeah you were looking at me like i was a sausage with legs

her: Hahaha ye right again in your dreams lol Yeah prob better oj for me ha

me: with a side of heroin Anyway you never asked answered my question...

her: Ahhh the question

me: What would your friends say about your personality that would make me wanna get to know you ? ;p

(I go for the qualifier again)

her: The job interview Lol

me: Text them if you have to, so you can just copy and paste and save yourself the finger workout

(I send her a silly old video of me doing some selfie karaokie)

her: Lol that made me laugh . Thanks for that ha. Let me think about that question.

me: you get another vid if you answer well, THE PRESSURE IS ON

her: My friends would probably tell you to run, run far away. Lol no only kidding. I'm a fun free spirit. Quirky. Not like your typical girl. Ambitious. Childish but serious when need to be. Very loyal. Love to laugh. My own person . Spontaneous and think life has a lot to offer if you have to courage to go grab your dreams. There my serious deep answer for the day lol. Now your turn.

me: Nice, good answers! well...They would say I’m hilarious (obviously), very ambitious, confident and tells it like it is. They would also say that I'm, a bit immature sometimes, like to be different and maybe a bit stubborn.
But I'm not stubborn!! (See the irony there?)

her: Lol good answer also. But made me laugh too. Telling it how it is is a good thing. Too many ppl pussy round the truth. What you do for a living ?

me: I totally agree, some people think i'm a dick for it but that means i filter the people that don't get me with people that do get me, know what i mean??

(comfort stuff)

her: Yeah totally

me: For living..i am...an ass model

her: Hahahaha lol your a tit that's what you are lol

me: tit model department is full

her: Lol ha

me: you have delightful elbows, you could be an elbow model

her: Egit department then . Ha I had a coat on

me: If you was to guess what i do, what what do you think it would be...?

me: Erm that's a really hard question actually ... What would I guess you did? A bum? Lol Saw your guitar ... Something to do with art or music?

me: Nah thats just for show to impress people

her: Lol ok what you do then ?

me: actually it is my room mate's (i tell her my real job) pretty boring Maybe you work with horses? jockey?

her: No it's cool. Inventor Phil lol. Self employed or for a company ? I am a graphic designer and also do saddle fitting so good guess lol

(Setting some romantic frame role play to establish some intention without complimenting her too much )

me: for a company but i have some projects of my own i work on in my spare time that will hopefully free me up from work life , Oh nice, if you are rich, I will propose to you and get married by Elvis priest in a drive thru in vegas

her: Lol if I didn't have horses I may have money lol. So afraid you'l have to wait for the next girl sheltering in the rain for that lol

me: Oh well, How about a drink sometime? -non of this maybe crap, yes or a no

her: Why not ! Yes then. But I'll have to get back to you on when. I study as well as work and got some deadlines coming up so pretty busy in the next week or so. So if you don't meet any other sheltering pissed up girls before then then yeah sure

me: Ok coolio, i think we have both earned the next step
do you have a phone number? it is much easier

her: My number is 07469 8*****

me: I am quite a busy dude too, so its no problem, we shall figure something out

her: But give me yours and I'll add you cos my number on a temp phone... What's app is on my iPhone but need it unlocking before I can put my new SIM in

me: I see , +447936 6*****

her: So got two phones. One borrowed one that doesn't work unless on Ee. Ha

me: you can text yourself , with 2 phones

her: Yes I could. Lol

me: Like, sometimes i think, I want to hire 2 investigators to follow each other

her: Lol your mind is intriguing

me: Cheers. Not my tush though?

her: lol Gotta go. My daughter is mithering me to get off my phone

me: enjoy

her: Later x



As you can see, I went from a complete stranger to forming a date.

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That was very good and the amount of detail that you kept was amazing. It seemed like a very natural pickup. Your sense of humor took you a very long way. I can see why she was attracted to you. Keep up the good work man and play on.