Ok ladies, look. This may sound superficial, but I don't even care anymore. If you are even slightly overweight, there's no point in messaging me because I won't get back to you. There are millions of beautiful girls that look like they could be models in this city alone. Out of all of those girls, many of them also have beautiful personalities and great hearts, and I know I am a catch and only one of those girls will end up with me. So if you haven't even spent the time to get in shape, and can't eat right, then you might as well not even message me. I was a swimmer growing up, and swim every day at the gym and am likely going to join the team out here so I can swim with former olympians again.
I was a broke loser wanna-be rapper until 2 years ago, then I got tired of being broke and not having the women I wanted, so I started studying computer programming. Luckily my IQ is in the 99th percentile in the nation so I am rising rapidly, making more money than most people I know.

Horrible lol

Let us know how it works out for you.

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lol. I like to experiment. Another guys post on here said going straight asshole works really well, so I figured I'd attempt it. The funny thing is I already went and sent messages to about 10 HB-10's, and 1 of them just responded.

Her headline is - "If you fall for me, you will never recover!!"

So I wrote - "Oh I'm sure I'd recover. So what makes you such a catch besides looking like Tia Carrere?(I don't agree with that from the pic, but I haven't seen you in person so who knows.)"

Then she just wrote back - "I am such a catch coz my recovery time is very short (((-;.
How are you?

Kim"


Any ideas on the best way to respond? And how quickly?

Ah, fuck it, I wrote this back already. I'm just going to keep going and try all kinds of stuff. Love advice though whenever I can get it.

Nice to meet you Kim. got time to meet up for coffee later? If we like each I'll take you on a nice date on the Santa Monica Pier. I have some plans tonight, but I can break them if you turn out to be awesome.
Give me your number and I'll send you a text.
-Kevin

lol. She responded "I don't do coffee dates , but thanks for asking ."

Not sure where to go from here, except out to a club tonight for more experimentation in the field.

"Ok. Lets skip formalities and start with getting naked, and bent over my kitchen table.. Haha!"


Then see if she replies. If she does you'll know she was not interested in the date. Chances are slim though. What woman would not all of a sudden LOVE Starbucks dates if some guy she was attracted to asked her out to one?

Nice! So here's an update. I'm surprised that profile worked at all, but hey, you learn something new every day. Here is the rest of the conversation.

I sent this then realized it was a straight AFC message:
"Lets do a real date then. Santa Monica Pier would be fun. I'll take you out to a nice dinner. We can go next weekend possibly, but I like to move fast. Life is short."

But then I said "fuck it" and sent this message trying to make up for it, not really expecting a response.
"Well you gained a point for not going along with the stupid coffee date thing, but you lose a point for not getting back to me sooner, so I'm afraid you are still at 0, and it takes 3 to get me on a date. At this rate, you'll never get to go out with me, but who knows, sometimes people are just a bit rusty in the beginning, but ending up scoring over 15 and becoming superstars. You can do it! lol"

Then she actually got back to me with this. Score. Haven't won the game yet, but at least the game is on.
"I just read this now. I don't live inside of POF, my dear.
But yes , let's go out.
Here is my number : xxx-xxx-xxxx.
Hope you are having a great weekend.

Kim"


And yeah, if you have any more advice on how to take it from here, I am all ears and really appreciate it.

Your bio is pretty bad man

If that profile is on POF it sounds like it will get you banned. I got banned for leaving the slightest suggestion that a girl was fat. The site is run by a bunch of idiots who dont have the slightest idea how the dating game really works.

lol. I like to try new things. But I didn't like the profile either, so I changed it the next day. I sure like the girl that responded to it though. I'll be seeing her again tomorrow, and she is so hot.

My changed version was still saying how picky I am, and I got another girl from that one too, and I only message the 10's. Then I went back to a normal profile and haven't gotten any responses. That first one was terrible and I expected nothing from it, but who knows, maybe there's some parts that are decent for attracting a girl.

And I sure didn't get banned for being real. Maybe that's why it worked. It's just so real. Girl 1 gets 100 messages a day. Girl 2 doesn't have fake tits and bikini pics, but still gets 30 messages a day. Gotta do something to stand out I guess. My pics suck too. 2 selfies taken from my webcam sitting on my bed and 1 pic with 2 friends and 1 is holding a beer.

In fact, I might have to try that profile again just to see. Feel free to experiment yourselves. It did work once.

By the way, after getting no responses from the 10's for weeks, trying a lot of different profiles, I copied and pasted this one back up. Then I got a date with this girl.



This profile takes balls, so I took it down again, and now my profile just says this.

"I'm a computer programmer with a 135 IQ, a talented underground rapper, and a competitive swimmer. I am looking for sexy and intelligent women, and am just looking for casual dating at the moment."

This worked for me too. I told an HB-9 that "It's scary that you are into Jiu-Jitsu. You wouldn't arm bar me would you?"
She responded a week later "I'm ready to arm bar you now."

I'm definitely going to keep this one up for a while. I think it pretty much guarantees an f-close for any girl that responds.

putting anything in your about me section is qualifying too much-

you are better off leaving it blank or putting bare minimum

keep it light a playful

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I think it's official. This is like the best profile ever. I think the first clue that it's great is that I don't like it myself. But after not getting any good responses for weeks, I always end up coming back here and copying and pasting it back up. And boom, every time, 9's and 10's reply to my messages. Not all of them, but enough to amaze me every time.

Anyway, I put it back up yesterday, and this girl messaged me.


Then I went out to dinner with the stripper I've been dating, and she is always asking me about my 'fish', and wanted to see my profile while we were at dinner. I knew I had just put this profile back up so I showed her. She read it out loud to me, and then said "Wow, you're profile is really hot. It sounds like you really know what you want." And then she started getting concerned about her own weight. And she just texted me as I'm writing this telling me what a nice time she had tonight. Aw, how sweet.

Anyway, I hope this helps some of you. Go for it. Be straight that asshole that you always knew chicks wanted.