Ok, firstly some quick back story! I stumbled across this site a few weeks ago and it has changed my life! Although still in the early days I really am a changed man after only 2-3 weeks of stopping being a pussy and realizing i'm not gonna die if I approach a HB.
Anyways, moving on. I've been trying to do pick ups online and i'm getting responses from HB6 - 9's just fine. However, after about 3-4 messages later I suddenly stop getting responded to! Obviously there is something going wrong so i'd like to get input from you guys to see if you can see where im going wrong. Here's a couple of recent IM transcripts:
1)
Me: You're attractive but do you have a good personality?
Her: Would like to think so
x
Me: Bonus. Tell me 3 things about you
Her: hmm.. ok, well here's three - one isnt true though
1) i used to be a model
2) i play the flute
3) i dont have any piercings
Me: Testing me already eh
ok well, if I guess correctly do I win a prize? :p
This is where it goes dry...
2)
Me: You are very easy on the eye, do you have personality to go with it?
Her: Sadly no, i'm about as interesting as a tin of corned beef. Sorry to dissapoint x
Me: Corned beef you say? It's only as boring as you want it to be. What exactly does a Business Analyst do?
Her: Typically, analyzing existing business processes and designing new models, assessing requirements and helping implement change x Currently I work within a Programme Management Office looking after the governance for a multi million pound portfolio within Bank of Scotland Wealth x
Her: Spare time is spent binge drinking, taking banter too far, waking up with the fear, travelling the world, spending at least one week a year on a bender in Benidorm and various other activities x
Me: Interesting. You appear to be a numbers girl like me (minus the girl part). Do you enjoy your job? It certainly sounds challenging enough and I do enjoy a good challenge! Wow. Lets get married, I promise to only send you 9 creepy needy text messages a day and 10 on a Sunday
Her: Yeah I like it, gets me out and about...based in Scotland, Leeds and London so can't complain x Good at what I do x
Her: Only 9? x That sounds like a decent deal but bet u won't stick to it x
Me: Job satisfaction is a wonderful thing so you're doing well so far. I travel with my job occasionally too - London and Norwich. So, you mention taking banter too far... are we talking dancing on the pool table in a bar or pretending a lamp post is a pole-dancing
Her: I have friends in Norwich but grudge paying £10 to leave the airport these days and it's a weary drive! x No not quite, those sound one and the same anyway?!? x
Me: I have family in Norwich so it's always nice to mix business and pleasure. Do what I do and stick it down on expenses! I dare-say they quite possibly could be Do enlighten me..
And this is where she stopped responding.
CHAT