One of my better online interactions. Just in case this can help someone out.
Opener props go to Darth Vader, cheers dude.
Me
hey I would remove that picture on your profile
HB
and why should I do that?
Me
Lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable, I just had to say hi.
HB
Ha ha thanks for the compliment. You have a pretty good looking body yourself. Can I see a head shot?
Me
Thanks
but I can't just go round sending photos to every pretty face that asks you need to earn it. Tell me, what's the most exciting thing you've ever done?
HB
Talk to you obviously..
Me
Ha, I like a witty response. You remind me of my annoying kid sister lol.
A good girl like you probably shouldn't be talking to a guy like me.
I'm one of those guys your mother warned you about.
HB
And that's sexy for you...? I'm the kind of girl your mother doesn't even know exists. The girl boys fantasize about but never expect to stumble across
Me
Well I stumbled across you didn't I
lol. I'm going to have to show you to my mother now just so she knows your real, just to prove you wrong
HB
Ha ha invite her along when we meet, might spice things up a little
Me
Hey if that's what your into..
lol. So you've decided that we need to meet up now? Lol
HB
Ha ha I'd like that, but you're not usually the kindof guy I meet from this site
Me
Do you usually go for the less charming and funny? Lol
I don't think you earned a meet up yet anyway I'll have to make you my girlfriend first ;P only on Saturdays though lol x
HB
Ha ha why only on Saturdays?
Me
The rest of the week is taken! Saturdays the top spot though, you should be very honoured. I don't want to have to demote you to Thursdays
lol
HB
Ha ha you're hilarious... I'm busy most Saturdays so I guess I'll have to pass
Me
Hmmm ok you can have Friday or Sunday instead. But you have to buy the drinks now
HB
whtsapp?
Me
Sure, whats your number?
HB
07........
Meeting up on Sunday, hopefully gonna bang her.
Field/Lay report to follow.
CHAT
