GIRL 1 (FOR YOU MEXICAN BROTHERS.....UNO)
me: you have a very white smile
her:haha thanks?
me:not like white as in the race.... lol. " you need to learn how to smile like black people" but white as in very pretty, so i guess my real question is, are those real? =)
her: haha ur alreddy cracking me up.
yes they are
all real

wats up?
GIRL 2 (DOS)
ME:hey me and my buddy were trying to figure this out maybe you can help me, which is better thug luvin or gangster luvin?
HER:what?? What are u talkin about?
ME:well like thug luvin is when the person tries to act like a hard ass but is a softie on the inside. gangsta luvin is like youll get slapped around and pistol whipped and they will try to run a train. and we were trying to figure out why so many chicks like gangsta luvin
HER:hahaha personally.. u like assholes i dont know why but thats what attracts me if thats what u r talking about...
ME:hahaha personally i like a girl who is a challenge, neediness is like an instant buzz kill. so do you party OR WHAT?
HER: yea all the time
so there it is boys and girls