well im new to this so my game is probably the worst you'll read today lol. however i thought i'd give it a shot using travis8907's opener (works man thats al i can say...it works) on facebook with a random with no connections to me, using my own style and doing my thing, heres the convo for you to read and evaluate if you feel like. its long! she i think a HB 7 or 8

Me: you have a very white smile
Her: erm..thankyou

Me: not like white as in the race.... lol. " you need to learn how to smile like black people" but white as in very pretty, so i guess my real question is, are those real? =)

Her: not sure i can learn to smile like a black person, is that learnable? yes thanx

Me: well i could try and teach you if you want but im not sure u'd pick it up lol. how are on this late cold night?

Her: hungover with a bad cold, not doing much smiling!!

Me: lol bit of a late night last night?

Her: thats an understatement!!! got dumped so drank myself to sleep!!

Me: no, u sure it couldnt have been the drinking that caused the end of your relationship could it? im joking. well at least it leaves u free to talk to me..although i am a busy guy

Her: cant be that busy if you have time to send messages to random girls on facebook!!

Me: well, i have essays to write etc hence why im up so late you see and in good form i was procrastinating on facebook looking for things to do when i saw your smile of course

Her: how you come across my smile?

Me: Group I think, drunken txt society....was going thru the profiles and yours stood out and then when I looked i thought what a messy dressing table :-p

Her: Ha!! i need a lot of stuff to get that smile!!

Me: so what do you use? colgate? mcleans?

Her: aquafresh, and mouthwash and floss!!and red lipstick, its an illusion really!!

Me: why do you look like gollum and your image in the profile picture only comes out night???

Her: i got the picture out of a magazine, up and coming model apparently

Me: well i hope not every thing about you is "fake" lol

Her: like what?

Me: Like your hair??? Nails? And my fav which i couldn't think why people would fake them but your eyelashes....feel free to list anything i might have missed out

Her: everythings real, not into girls like that!!

Me: wait, when you say your not into girls like that....well is that you sayin your into girls? or bisexual? or just in general

Her: definatly not into girls like that either!!

Me: oh ok i thought i'd check just to make sure. so tell me about yourself

Her: not much to tell, at uni coz got bored of job- love living here, prob stay after. generally hopeless with men but i try!! very sarcastic and cynical!! work nights, sleep days!!

Me: and you said there wasn't much! what did you do before you came to uni if you don't mind me asking? and at the chance of seeming nosey...what is it you do at uni?

Her: i was the assistant manager of a bar now doing psychology and criminology while im a barmaid, not that different!! what bout u? who r u?

Me: well, im a student reading marketing and sociology (cover some main theorist's of criminology as well;-) ), i present a radio show at uni, play a few sports. did u just feel that?

Her: yes was it an earthquake??

Me: i think it was, every1 is outside at halls talking about it lol

Her: god mustve gone up the whole country!! that was quite big, my whole house shook!! radio show? id never have the confidence 4 that!!

Me: yeah my m8 from birmingham called me up scared lol. sorry for the late reply had to give family a call lol. well no1 see's your face so it not that bad being on radio lol

Her: im from near (city), good (area) !! u got a face you need to hide?

Me: no! im from (city)...with out the silly accent though. well i'll let you be the judge of that when u add me as a friend and take a look at my pictures lol

“at this point she sent a friend request”

Her: there u go!!some of my pictures are so bad!!

Me: i've not taken a look yet but i'll be sure to leave comments on the really bad ones

Her: well thanks a lot, how come you judge smiles when you never do it??

Me: sorry...im going to sound really think and maybe it because its 1.30 but i don't get the question lol

Her: u dont smile!!

Me: oh yeah i no...i have an image to up hold being on the radio and all lol. i try to pose but it just looks crap even worse when i smile though so i pose lol

Her: u tryin to look mean or are you actually mean? how can you hav an image on the radio? just thought, im talking to a complete stranger at 130 in the morning and its wierd that it doesnt feel wierd!!

Me: im a very nice guy so im told, i dnt look mean i just look moody...which im not either so i think the image holds. well the new site will have d.j. profiles on there and links to facebook etc so it all has to match up so were told but i dnt no either is the short answer to that.

is it ment to feel weird i mean i dnt feel weird...unless i should and now im slightly thinking you maybe a psycho

Her: what me?? i didnt start this by saying you had a white smile!! not even nice smile, no white, who says that?? iv gotta get some sleep, being in bed all day has really taken it out of me!! goodnight strange stranger xx

Me: lol good point but if i would have said nice...well you may not have replied lol. nice talking to you (her name). add me to msn if you feel like it i give u permission

x



Her: you add me lazy!! yes its been an honour talking to you xx

"i get added on msn the same time as i click to add her then i went to sleep"

OH WOW YOU FELT THE EARTHQUAKE TOO! AMAZING
when i read that it send shivers down my spine (i must be tripping).
I think it came from leicestershire. One of the biggest ones we've had in years. So are you from birmingham? Where are studying?


Nice good job by the way. That was a good conversation, and i think you know it.

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thanks dude, yeah im from birmingham, study in manchester. mr rating of her has changed to an 8 as wel

i have now number closed...let me know if you want the full msn convo

Nice

Post up the msn convo

here is the msn convo is very very long

Her: hiya
Her: wasnt me on computer last night, sorry
Me: lol i guessed
Her: i was wasted
Her: my mate thought he was hilarious
Me: i did find it marginally funny myself
Her: y were u up?
Me: i just got in from a night out with friends, was
printing lecture notes
Her: i didnt make it to a lecture
Her: went to a seminar yay!!!
Me: i was the other way round, i decided to come back
after the lecture
Her: oooh i feel crap
Her: all dayer
Her: bad
Me: lol wow an all day drinker? you sure your not
alcholic
Her: no im not sure
Me: so wat do u drink? dnt tell me ur a larger and beer
girl...serious loss of coolness points for that
Me:
Her: pints
Her: of
Her: CIDER!!!!
Me: even worse u'll have to make up so many point for
that (hehe)
Her: im not drinking girly crap
Me: y not...lost of femmales drink girly crap lol
Her: coz im not girly
Me: Hey i'll brb, do you think you can handle letting
me take care of something real quick; I know it's a
disappointment and all .

Her: wot?
Her: oh i get it, be right back sorry not down with the
lingo
Me: still alive?
Her: just about
Her: im transcribibg an interview, so boring!!!
Me: i've done them many times...to the point where i
dnt actually do them no more

Me: u like the late nights dnt u
Her: just finished work
Me: and now uu need that beauty sleep ever so bad
Me: ?
Her: yep
Her: im a beast
Me: yeah u were sayin, those picture aint urs i was so
shock, the girl in them is quite attractive
Me: pictures*

Her: quite?
Me: yeah not sure if shes good enuff for me;):P
Me: lol
Her: well i never
Me: lol wat will u never
Her: u think ur better looking than me? u are a pyscho!!!
Me: hahahah well to be honest, u'd have to think of
yourself to be fairly good looking to talk to a girl like
you in the first place
Her: wot?
Me: a guy would have to think of himself as quite good
looking to talk/have the confidence to talk to u in the
first place
Her: y?
Her: is that a compliment to me or u?
Me: me
Me: ;p
Me: lol
Her: wot wud u rate urself out of ten?
Me: myself, rating...that dnt come into it
Her: 3?
Her: 3.5?
Me: lol ur almost funny lol.u see if you rate set a
standard that you don't really know about...because as you
should know its all relative so as long as your confident
you could be a 1 and still people will find u attractive
Me: what do u rate urself
Her: 9 and 3 quarters
Me: is that just on looks?
Her: yeah 10 on personality\!!!!
Her: 12 on humour
Me: thats kinda high but ur single...so that cnt b
right??? .yeah i give myself a 12 on humour
aswel
Her: your face is hilarious
Her: im single but im never SINGLE!!
Me: and ur nose is :-p u sound like me
Her: variety is the spice of life!!
Me: but every1 like routine
Her: nope
Me: every now and again
Her: boring
Me: ur adventurous then
Her: not a settler
Her: i do get myself in stupid situations
Me: stupidity hurt
Me: hurts
Her: yep
Her: i have learnt to laugh at myself
Me: well if u cnt laugh at urself then i'd laugh at u
for u... you could do the same back of course depending
Her: last night i pulled this bloke
Her: the introduced me to his SPAM
Her: yep id had a one night stand wiv him a few months
back- that was awkward
Me: well 1 night is one night, he obviously wasnt as
interesting as me of course
Her: hes mental, still obsessed, he went crazy i was
talking to his mate!!
Her: so i found someone else instead
Her: quite a productive evening
Her: and i saw my ex who dumped me 4 no reason with his
new bird, really rough
Her: makes me think i really must do sumthing wrong
Me: well that depends if his gone down in standards
Her: he sed i need to tone myself down a bit
Her: this girl was hanging out all over the place, men r
strange
Me: im very normal i like to think
Her: no such thing
Me: but you dnt no me
Me: yet
Her: is thet an offer?
Her: still no such thing as normal, just something
society dictates to us
Me: well thats an offer for you to get to know me
better but as i said the 1st time we spoke, im a very busy
guy, u'd have to be worth my time. and society says whats
normal, we dictate it to ourselves by not questioning it
Her: i question it
Me: and i question 2, i also question if ur worth the
time
] Her: oi
Me: what?
Her: big head
Me: depends which your tlkin about, but im just
questioning and you have not answered yet...
Her: answered what?
Me: if your worth my time lol, u should keep up

Her: how can i know if im worth your time?
Me: well, sure u have looks, but good looks are common,
they can be brought, from a gym membership to a trip to the
hospital, but what really is the difference between a girl
who is just looks is what shes got going for her with are
unrelated to looks
Her: never been to a gym and have no money
Me: well u are a student but u dnt need any of thoes
yet..not from lookin at ur pictures neway, but u must have
a deeper layer to u.
Her: im deep as the ocean
Me: Tell you what…

Me: Tell me 3 traits you have that don’t have anything
to do with the looks you have very successfully tried so
hard to attain.
Me: If you hold or come close to the 3 things I am
looking for, I will do whatever you want (within reason,
I’m not a ho). If the 3 things are not what I want but are
also good, I will consider the request you gave me to
impress you depending on how good I think they are at the
moment. If the 3 things you mention absolutely suck and I
start to feel sorry for you then I will recommend some
activities and get back to you in a few months or so.
Me:
Her: hilariuos
Her: bugger lioke that?
Her: argh and again
Me: u wat
Her: traits?
Her: give me an example
Me: i cant do that becaus ethen you'll know the kinda
things im looking for
Me: lol
Her: bollox thought you might fall for ir
Her: it
Her: i dunno what you mean
[Her: like shy or outgoing or stuff like that?
Me: yeah exactly but they have to be more specific, so
i dunno u can say i clean, u have to say i like doing
washing up and washing clothes....im not lookin for thoes
by the way i can do them lol
Her: whoa im undomesticated
Her: like to think theres more to life

Me: see thats not good
Me: lo
Her: havnt got time for that stuff
Her: thats the maids job!!
Me: u have a maid...that expalins y u have no money
love
Her: love?
Her: how very patronising
Her: no maid
Me: it was ment to be endearing
Her: ok erm
Her: oh
Her: u endeared to me?
Her: come on a i am a teeny bit funny?
Her: hmmm im different, thats my word
Me: well i dnt call just any old female love, and
considering this is our 2nd real convo...u should feel
privileged
Her: ha
Her: im very honest, is that good?
Her: apparently too honest
Her: im an expert at witty banter
Her: iv always got a plan
Her: ill do things on my own
Her: i think too much
Me: y have u got a plan if your living life as it comes
well thats the impression i get. and hands on is good just
depends which way ur tlkin about.
Her: i mean an adventure
Her: like those
Her: went to australis over christmas and new yr on my
own
Me: what u ment adventure not hands on? and wow is all
i can say to that
Her: hands on what/
Her: ?
Her: anyway y the hell hav i got to sell myself to you???
im interesting thats all you need to know!!
Her: must sleep xxx
Me: sorry u said honnest i miss read. u cnt go now its
early
Her: honest has one n
Me: but i suppose u need ur beaty sleep that lil bit
more than i do i guess.
Me: yeah i no i realise when i pressed enter
Me: realised*
Her: ur funny
Her: you analyse everything
Me: no but i am analysing why your w8in so long to
offer me ur number?
Her: ooooh that was smooth
Her: im so impressed
Me: from a sarcastic person i wont hold that very
highly
Her: no really
Her: i might use that line
Me: well im glad i taught u something


gives me her number


Her: night night x

loving it, keep us updated o this

i need help on how to get her to meet me lol any offers

Very nice great convo.. But wht is she talking about at the beginging when she said that it wasnt her you were talking to.

Great job keep us posted

she clicked on me at like 3am on msn and said some shit like "i love you" and "sleep with me" so thats what she was talking about saying it wasn't her

Any ideas on how to close this one? This is my first shot and shes hooking hard. Also I don't mean to hijack someone's topic but I cant make a new thread until I have 30 posts so I guess im bumping this thread:

Here is the convo so far:

Me: Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

HB: Well.... I figured that since you poked me first.... and I looked at ur profile... maybe it would be okay
But just to make it "ok" let me introduce myself: I'm HB... and you are?

Me: Hi I'm Xeroz...But I think I'm going to call you trouble instead of HB because I can tell that's exactly what you are

HB: lol.... hmmm.... i don't think you can fairly judge what i am... considering we've oinly just met....
So where do you go to school?

Me: OMG how did you know I want to be a judge when I grow up?! You must have ESP like me...I'm a very good mind reader =)

I go to blah blah blah, but you already knew that since you can read minds. How about yourself?

HB: Wow cute and a sense of humor... lol
Considering your amazing mind reading skills you probably already know that I am going to start at University of blah blah blah in the fall.
So tell me something you see in the future

Me: I see my phone gaining one more number so I can call it before I go on a cross country trip to take that lucky person out for some fun =)

HB: Well.... I think I might have seen the phone number that you are suposed to add....
(xxx)-xxx-xxxx


That was my first # close and first attempt...thoughts comments concerns? Again, this is my first shot so be brutal if you have to.

-Xeroz