This is a convo i had with some random girl a couple hours ago. She looks kinda like salma hayek because of the jaw and lips but she has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Me: You're one ugly bitch

Her: Excuse you? you take it up the ass behind mcdonalds, what do you know? Face with tears of joy

Me: Id rather give it to you up the ass behind tacobell.

Her: do I know you? Lol

Me: Yes.. Im your new boss. Ima go pick you up throw you in the trunk spit on you then drive back home were you will serve me as my maid and be used to make babies.

Her: oh, lovely.

Me: Sound good? Ill make you wear a topless french maid uniform and spank your ass while you make me food.

Me: I thought white girls had gold hair

Her: no, they have blue.

Me: I only lie to yellow haired white girls and tell them what they want to hear to get them into bed but you're hair is disgusting so no need for that. I prefer blondes but you're alriight i guess.

Her: Sucks for you because I'm a natural blonde Relieved face #burn

Me: Did i ever tell you how smart and gorgeous you are? BouquetHeart with ribbon

Me: But you're still a bitch.

Her: I just worked out a shit ton! abs cuz I'm fab (;

Me: You're gay. You should just leave the fab because it give me something to hold on to while i give you're pussy and ass a pounding. How old are you

Her: 16. Too young for you.

Me: How old do you think i am

Her: Probably 20s

Me: Im 8 years older than you. Im old enough to be your dad

Her: 24? No, thats not old enough

Me: Its possible. Go back to being blonde like your barbie dolls and ill be your sugar daddy ok. Where are you from

Her: london

Me: Do you have an accent like harry potter?

Her: I have a Russian accent. Because I'm Russian.

Me: So you're a russian girl that lives in london?

Her: Yes, I'm special Ok hand sign

Me: Im sure they put you in a special class in school. Ima have you imported to me in los angeles and make you carry my babies.

Her: No no I'm smarter than all those hoes.

Me: I didn't know natural blondes were that smart

Her: How did you find me anyway? are you a stalker?

Me: I was typing random names on search and you came up. You could say it was meant to be for you to be kidnapped and taken half way around the world to serve me as my maid.

Her: Pshh you will be serving me.

Me: I don't know how things work in London but in the united states queens don't exist. Ill buy you stuff so you keep a smile on that face and stay looking like a trophy so i can show you off when we go out but you're just a girl so you do as i say got it.

Her: Uhmm, no. I sir am a model & can drop your ass anytime I please. Sucks to sucks, don't it?

Me: You're not good looking enough to be a model. And if anybody can be dropped at anytime its you. You're just lucky im in the mood for some foreign pussy.

Her: mhmm, I'm top-notch
Cosmo magazine bby

Me: You're also a ditz. I can find hotter bitches in hollywood. But i like your traits and that you're underage. It makes my dick hard (im not a pedo shes just really hot and i randomly found her on kik. I wish i would have chose something better to say here but whatever, just move on)

Her: Hollywood has white trash hoe drug addicts that dream but have no future. I don't know you, so good bye. Victory hand️

Me: You'll feel right at home then

Me: Alright then, you're top-notch cosmo magazine

Her: Never. I can say where I'm from we still have our dignity. Cold.. But we have dignity. Good night

Me: Yes i agree thats why im importing you to get the good brand

Me: ..err. Unamused face goodnight diva.

It was 2am in london so i just let her go. Its alright, round 2 tomorrow! Winking face Really i just say whatever i want in online conversations but with certain principles. Hot bitches are less uptight so i immediately neg em but sometimes you can neg them too much so make sure you're aware of the vibe of the conversation