This one was fairly simple. I found this girl on "meetme", which is kind like of like Facebook fucked the ugly cousin of Zoosk or something. Anyways, I used the "Knock Knock/Who's There/Little Boy Blue" routine (it was in a thread here - I've had a decent response rate with that, I like it).

Girl is about a high 6 low 7.

Me: Knock knock?
Her: Who's there?
Me: Little boy blue
Her: Little boy blue who?
Me: Michael Jackson
Her: Hahahahahaha

(10 minute lag...)

Me: I'll be honest with you, I messaged you because I think you're cute. And probably an interesting person. But then I found out you are a cowboys fan. I think we're gonna have to break up now. I'm sorry, it's just not working out.

Her: Awe darn, but it's okay because I'm not sure I want to know who you pull for so it's just best we call it quits before it gets serious. Lol

Me: That's probably a good idea. I can see it now. You'll fall in love with me even though I'm a bills fan, we'll get married and have nine kids, then Dallas will beat Buffalo in the super bowl and we'll get divorced and live the rest of our lives wondering what could have been. And then they'd make a movie after us called 'Love Turfs'

Her: Hahaha your funny,

(next morning/early afternoon...)

Me: Yeah. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? Eat a bunch of turkey and feel a little guilty about it (even though it's a good excuse)?

Her: I don't eat turkey... Lol but yes I did have a good thanksgiving. Wbu?

Me: Mine was absolutely amazing! Thanksgiving is pretty much my favorite holiday. Besides my birthday, which is by far the best. Hey - text me so I have your number. ### ### ####. That way, we can be text buddies and make everyone super jealous. It'll be epic.

Her: Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday besides my birthday but my birthday normally falls on thanksgiving, this year it's like a week off but it's cool lol ### ### ####

She texted me within a few minutes of that response....little bit of playful banter about black Friday, asked her what she's getting me. She asked what I was getting her, playful banter, now I've stopped texting her for the night.

Thoughts? Feedback?

You've reached the end of the texting line, so to speak.

You know whats next, MEET UP.

Just remember to do the 1 Hour date:

Tell her you'd like to grab a coffee but say you have an hour or two free. With this, you effectively disarm her brain from thinking about how this could be a shitty date. That's because there is an ending, and an ending is both an ending to misery, and potentially the ending of something worth seeing again. So worst case scenario, you get out of there without spending a ton of money and time and never have to deal with her again...OR, you make a good enough impression that she is sad about having to part ways so early. This makes the Day 2 FAR easier for you.

Plus, leaving the date first (instead of after her) frees you from the awkward, "oh, well I need to go soon too...so I guess I'll see you around?"

Do this instead: "Hey I could stay here for another hour or two but I have to get back. You're a lot of fun, I'll talk to you soon. Have a good rest of the day (soft smile)." Now you look busy, responsible, respectful and WANTED, all at once.

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