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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:01 pm 
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alright so this HB9.5 (i know it's a little nuts) sent me some sort of message about how she was out of beer and was hoping to come over and have some of mine (because we live kind of close). i then sent the following message:

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subject: excuse me miss (her first and last name)...

are you trying to hit on me or something?!

...if so that would be so cool.

(my phone number was here and yes i realize i broke one of the rules)

i like people who share, but don't share my cell number.

-a
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Ha ha! Yr funny I like u.

Well to be fair I was just teasing a lil cus yr interesing. But if Im being honest I have a major man dislike going on at the minute!!

I cant be doing with all the bull crap!!! Over n over Iv heard it all!

I just love having male friends on that same level n can hav a crack take the piss n just be soo chilled out bout everything! Where as girls can be very hrad work a u prob already know! :)We r a nightmare!

I like to share to, Iv saved u some Galaxy chocolate by the way:)
I nva eva give my no out either its jst saves all the hassle of beating around the bush. But U nva know I may just change my mind babes...

Lets c how much more u can impress me...
Not that Im not expecting u to go out yr way or anything.
As im sure uv other ladiez to entertain :)

I know how it goes :)

x x x
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i'm thinking of writing something back in a day or so that starts off:

"so when did it become my new job to impress cute girls from myspace?"

that seems like the right route because she's crazy hot and i'm sure has tons of dudes try everything like she explained earlier. if i give in i have lost hand so i need to get the ball back in my court.

so what do you guys think? too mean? to obvious i'm playing a game just to get to know her better?


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:03 pm 
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I tried to read it, but with all the misspells I cant make it out, sorry bro.

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I was gaming a chick like this once, totally crashed and burned in the end, poor calibration on my part.

Sounds to me like she's already got you friend zoned and is going to tease you along as far as she can. Good news is that you're not beyond repair. Get back on game and stick w/ what works.

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my god... she reeks of confidence. this should be a fun one for u to game. it would be awesome if u could crack her because it sounds like she really has seen it all. and i do see a lot of teasing and mind games coming your way from her.

yeah, wait like 2 days to message her back and just keep the cocky/ funny frame. that would be an excellent first impression. im sure others could give u much better advice after that happens.


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I agree with Rotor and Rain. You have to work this one the right way. If if doesn't work, it should be a great learning experience though.


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alright i think this is what i am going to do. if i don't here any negativity from you all very soon i am going to reply with this tonight. if you have read the game you'll reconize some keywords/topics.

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LOL, I like that and madam adams it would be a TRUE and GREAT honor to impress you again.

A quick question first though. Just how many guys (approximately) does that actually work on? Like I understand your face appears in most of your pics to be above average and your body screams of past dancing and lonely nights at the gym but do guys generally line up at your mailbox (myspace and real) for that one chance for them to go out of their way and demonstrate value to you like some sort of orangutan in heat?

Tell you what…

Tell me 3 traits you have that don’t have anything to do with the looks you have very successfully tried so hard to attain. Good looks are common. With enough money they can be bought where that can range anywhere from plastic surgery, a gym membership, or just a decent hair cut with some streaks. (apparently you have never lived in southern California) If you hold or come close to the 3 things I am looking for, I will do whatever you want (within reason, I’m not a ho). If the 3 things are not what I want but are also good, I will consider the request you gave me to impress you depending on how good I think they are at the moment. If the 3 things you mention absolutely suck and I start to feel sorry for you then I will recommend some activities and get back to you in a few months or so.

-a

p.s. ty in advance for the choc. :-)


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Much better than what you were thinking earlier. Since she is obviously confident and sure in her beauty, you need to neg her while simultaneously getting those DHV spikes. Getting her to qualify herself to you is a smart move. Keep with the cat string theory and JUST DON'T CARE! You'll do great. I expect a progress report!


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she bit and hard too! it's a ton of reading so i'm just going to shut up and let you see what happened...

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Yr wicked u r making me laugh :) .....I loves it!

Ok now lets see first of all to be honest Id be lying if I said I didint get attention on here including many ladies sendin me nude pics....
I always try n reply to each n everyone on here who wants to take their time out to say hi or send me a lil compliment
Cus Im not on here for the popularity its quality u'll get wiv me always. ok n maybe a lil tiny bit of the other :)
Even the lil geeky ones bless em.... Arrr got give them some attention back.

As for my body.... yes I loves, loves to dance the night away, first one on the dance floor n last one off!!
Iv nva been to the gym...
well bout ten years ago when I used to work at one but getting the time off to actually go myself was a mission!
I do hav a secret but maybe I should keep u guessing a lil longer.
I cud defo do with sortin my back side out though n maybe adding a nice pair up front!!!

Guys do give me attention when Im out but cus Im not one to put my self about,I think they know not to bother on that level really. Im not stuck up, Iv jst nva found it all that. so I dont! Not that I think there's anything wrong wiv it though!

I do need to put effort into making myself look half decent!!
Im not an o natural beauty!!

Right lets see if I can impress u then.........
First of all u shud know by now I am a spiritual lil madam n everything I do is always related.
I am very very very Truthful! always truthful....

Im very understanding of all as I appreciate everyones on their own pathways n learning at diff levels..... so I nva eva judge! Nva! I always put myself in others shoes to attach my emotions to theirs so I understand how to handle situations I may find my self in!

I live my life with the attitude of gratitude in each n everyway!
Emotionally, mentally n physically.... Whether it be that someones done something for me,Given me something, told me something good about myself to when Iv learnt a vauble lesson from someone, I'll always let em know n thank em for it.. even if I dont know them that well!

I live my life with a passion.
I am a passionate soul!! No need to explian more here cus the word its self says it all....
PASSIONATE :)

Bassically I love unconditionally.
I wont always like all that I meet but Im always unconditional towards them. Nva Judge! Even if they're r slagging me off in a very bad way cus I'll always be the nicer one n they'll always end up looking like the ugly one's!! If u know what I mean? I'll nva lower my standards to theirs to make me feel better!

Theres just a few but I do have many bad Faults/habbits to.
Do u wana know them!!

Oh yeah
PS I HATE money n what it stands for!!! Its Rubbish!

N please lets get rid of religion so we can all be just simple spiritual beings :)

x x x x
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i waited 4-5 days or so then responded with this.
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Wow! You don’t even know me and if you did, you still wouldn’t but you pretty much came out there with the down with religion thing. I could be a bible beater who actually contacted you because I secretly wanted you to join my faith or I could be just very serious into CHRISTIANITY and attend bible studies with my friends every Sunday at 3pm unless it’s cancelled because not enough people show up.

Luckily for me, luckily for you, luckily for the world religion is one thing I hate. Hate’s a strong word and I don’t even like saying it sometimes much less writing it because one of my mottos is “keep things light so you can deal with the heavy”. Hate is heavy. I’ve lost my bros and sisters to squabbles caused by religion that has been lost through the centuries and you and your family are unfortunately having witness it on the BBC with the middle east. God to me is just an imaginary friend for adults. I think religion is good for the normally immoral who need to imagine someone watching over them so they constantly do good and not evil. I do good out of love. It’s really that simple.

WOW! What the fuck is happening to me? I think this week of little sleep, work, and working out frickin 6 times a week has officially caught up with me! I got all serious on myself all of the sudden. I got stop that shit! I need sleep but I want to reply to your message. I haven’t really replied to hardly any messages this week and I think I have a lot of pissed off myspace friends at the moment. They will understand just like you are beginning to.

Let me summarize the non-physical traits you sent me in the loooooong version which I love because you took the time. You have (in the order described):

- Selfless at times by replying to all the emails you get.

BTW, I understand you might get a lot of emails from a lot of people but one wonders about the quality of people that message you if I (my name) am the first one to tell you, your last name when it’s written pretty clearly on the top of your profile. Am I different from all the others? Probably not but I like to think I am.

- Spiritual

- Truthful

- Understanding

- Thankful

- Passionate

- Love Unconditionally

- Hates Money

Miss (last name), you and I both know this is more then 3. :-) I like your strategy with this though; he asks for 3 give him 300. You got 1-2 out of 3 hun. I am not going to do whatever you tell me to do. I still think you have something so I am not going to play psychologist on you either. Instead of me trying to blindly impress you I want to give you another task. I want you to ask me 3 questions. Silly, stupid, deep, light, nonsexual, extremely sensual, harmful, confessional, and other words that end in “L”. I think you can tell a lot about a person by what they ask you if they only get 3 chances.

P.S. I loved the part in your response where you said I never work out...but I did used to work in a gym but that shouldn’t count. I actually cracked up when I read that...but in a good way.

P.P.S. I can't believe I wrote as much if not more then your last response! WTF?!
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she replied a several days later saying her comp broke and that's why she hasn't written back yet but she will properly later. when she does i'll post but i still think this could go either way really.

if i have to write another fucking novel i'm going to kill myself!


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