Yet ANOTHER opener from Diggidoyo. Rep if you like. I've learned alot from the community so I don't keep gems to myself. I post them here for all.
You may remember me from the the Titanic Opener
not-another-myspace-thread-tested-opener-inside-vt18995, and I thought that one was great and I've used it a lot. However, I believe I have topped myself with this one. First, the opener, then the breakdown.
Subject: Hey punk
Message: dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?
I've tested it numerous times and the above version gets the best results. The "hey punk" line is my subject of choice. We just need the target to open the damn message instead of instantly deleting it. That line tends to work the best for me.
As for the message, yes I say dude and yes I say chick. You will get one of three responses.
1. Who are you? Do I know you? etc, etc, etc
We are all familiar with these. You can press on if you want but I usually just ignore it.
2. Aww thanks. (sometimes they'll ask a question ex: "so what's up?).
You've now opened. They've taken it as a direct opener so treat it as such. Sarge on!
3. loll!! hmmm i might be able to do that ;]
AND
since its me... i guess i got connections for you lol
OR
anything else to that effect.
I love these. Now you are roleplaying. She's accepted a frame where she is now in third person. My next message to her is "Shweet! Tell her, um, she has [your choice]" You can go with amazing sense of style or something if you want to stay away from her looks, but I usually stay on the direct route and say "tell her she has gorgeous eyes and sexy lips."
Then, finish it off with this line, "OH! but don't say it was from me"
Now, if she responds with ANY message that refers to herself in the third person, such as "haha! she says thanks", mission complete. Cut the thread by saying "You're fun. [Transition of choice]". Once again take whatever route you want. You can say, glad to see you got something else going for you besides your looks, etc. As for me, I choose Cajun's line with "You're fun. I'm adopting you as my new little sister."
That's as far as I'm explaining it because if you've reached this part you're well off the opener and into a convo! Good luck mates!