So, long story short, I was at a birthday party a few days ago where I didn't know any of the attendees, I barely even knew the guy whose birthday it was. Still, the alcohol level was pretty high so most people where easy to make friends with, I even managed to get a wing.

After some drinking and smalltalk, my wing got drunk and had to go home, so I had the field pretty much to myself. I was in a pretty good mood, so I started opening at random until I settled for a really pleasant girl with whom I've talked and danced for the rest of the night, but I missed the opportunity to get her number because her dad came by earlier to pick her up. Still, I've got quite a bunch of ioi's from her and things looked promising.

Fast forward a couple of really busy days, I hit her up on FB. The conversation (translated, since i'm not a native english speaker):

me: "hey, how are you?"
her: "hey i'm trying to clean up my room, but i'm too lazy"
me: "awesome! can I ask a favour then?"
her: "haha, it's not awesome at all! ask away"
me: "i was thinking of you[literal translation: my thought ran to you] the other day... if you find it, could you please give it back?"
her: "ahhahahah"
me: "i was thinking that since you were tidying up, maybe i've got a chance to get it back"
her: "you really made me laugh, haha"
me: "lol, I was serious... but, in another set of ideas, except cleaning, what else are you doing? did you get home safe after the party? did your dad drive responsibly?"
her: "no... we both went and drank another round, then he did some drunk-driving, but i got home in one piece in the end"
me: "holly shit... i've got competition... he's lucky i don't have a drivers license. he wins this time! *sadpanda*
her: "it's hard to beat the old guy, haha"
me: "yeah, really, these parents have quite the aces up their sleeves; luckily, we are young and we have ours as well; so, when are you gonna' invite me to a coffee?"
her: "good one, haha"
me: "to give me my thought back, don't think about anything else; i'm a serious and busy man, but nobody believes me when I speak without it"
her: "pff... so you think anyone believed you until now? you've been living a lie"

(didn't expect this reaction, so I kinda lost it there)

me: "neah, i've just played my part; they say the whole world is a stage and all the men and women merely players, right?" (she told me at the party that she likes Shakespear and her hobby is acting) "they didn't say we were supposed to be credible, though"
her: "ofcourse"
me: "oh, or, as a good friend from my youth used to say" (she's 18, i'm 20, but i've managed to tease her on this "huge" age difference between us) "reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one; really friendly fellow, very good at physics"
her: "that wasn't as philosophical as i had hoped; hmm, physics you say... abstraaact..."
me: "*with your eyes narrowed, you thoughtfully caress your goatee...* oh wait, that's how I react to that line"
her: "yeah, my imaginary goatee, haha"
me: "well shit, i regarded you as a professional; what kind of actress are you if you admit that the goatee is imaginary?"
her: "haha, are you trying to flatter me?"
me: "neah, I'm incredibly bored; i was supposed to meet up with some friends, but they went to a concert and, me being a bit too lazy to stand for the next few hours, i stayed in; now I'm admiring these wonderful screens that show what my computer is thinking *sigh*"
her: "true, this is an activity fit for a king... I am too tired to go to the concert, i woke up at 2 today"
me: "lol? what dramatic event happened that made you wake up at 2?"
her: "i went to a dance, as I like to say... I went out dancing with some of my friends"
me: "so... you know how computers sometimes go bsod? like, when windows goes down in flames? i just had something like that mentally, complete with the 90 degrees head angle and completely lost look in the eyes; i couldn't compute how one would wake up at 2am for a dance... took me a while to understand, haha"
her: "haha no, I stayed from 10pm to 4am, then i went home and slept 'til 2pm"
me: "you're lucky... last time i did something like that at 11 am i had to go to work haha"
her: "I have to take advantage of my school vacation, right?"
me: "correct! 10 points to griffindor!"
her: "i'm slytherin"
me: "i'm dumbledore, i rule this shit"
her: "dumbledore vs gandalf"
me: "hmm... as in any movie where two good charaters battle, an evil element appears that makes them stop and unite against it; usually in a do or die fashion; now, i wonder what that element might be? voldemort is dead... the ring was thrown into the volcano... lord tywin... neah, i won't spoil this, haha
her: "NOOOO"
me: "haha, read the books, they're totally worth it"
her: "i've got better books to read instead of these sci-fies; i've read them in junior high... well, harry potter that is..."
me: "i was reffering to game of thrones; it cuts through harry potter and lord of the rings with a stream of laser awesomeness, even though these two aren't the king of books to be taken lightly"
her: "hmm... still, i want to read the big novels, to have my own impression about them, i don't like to go by critics"
me: "true; well, congrats, you've found an ocupation for a lifetime! i used to be proud of myself when i managed something similar, now i can't get rid of it"
her: "what did you mange?"
me: "to drain away my whole free time for ever and ever"
her: "haha, not really, but a good chunk"

(here I was going for a second number close; wasn't really in a chatty mood and i'm not sure how to treat online messaging, since i usually prefer to talk face to face)

me: "talking about free time, my boredom just ended"
her: "what miracle did produce itself?"
I tell her that I got a call and accepted a project which I should start working on asap; tried to keep it short and vague, but she pushed for more info, so i told her the gist of it.
me: "so i'm off to start working on this thing; facebook, i've learned, is not a productivity boosting activity haha"
her: "ok, good luck"
me: "could I ask you one more thing, though?"
her: "ok"
me: "please... tell me... could you... stop smiling when you think of me? no, NOPE, DON't... argh, seriously, stop it... *sadpanda*"
her: "you have a huge ego, my dear haha"
me: "I try"
her: "and it's not necesarily a good think"
me: "maybe, but it's proof of how hardworking I am; a baloon that big is hard to maintain and easy to break"
her: "watch out for wasps then"
me: "hehehe, i was about to give you another witty response..."
her: "let me see you"
me: "but i'll be the gentleman and just smile sympathetically; so, the thought and the coffee, where and when?"
her: "won't happen"
me: "*cracked heart* i'll call the police and tell them you have my thought and won't give it back"
her: "oooh no..."
me: "either that, or i'll start blowing into my ego until it covers the entire city and then i'll threaten to burst it with something pointy; ah, and i'll eat beans beforehand - hiroshima and nagasaki will be pretty much forgotten..."
her: "you've blown into your ego pretty much enough haha"
me: (after 5 mins of pause) "meh, can't find any beans; my plan has failed... i'll have to go grocery shopping tomorrow. i'm off to work, good night"
her "thanks good luck"
me: "but don't snore too loud 'cause i have to concentrate here *innocent whistle* *runs away*"
her: "*flies away* captain obvious"

So... I'm confused. What exactly happened here? Anyone wiser than myself here to comment?