So here's what I have written for each individual category on OKCupid. I tried to include humor, but it's possible I haven't revealed enough about my truer self. It seems like it comes across most in the books, music.. section. Did I write too much there? Anyways, feel free to be critical, I mostly wrote this stream of consciousness style. Thanks a lot!

My self-summary
I'm like frosted flakes, I'm not just good I'm *****, and if you don't get that you're probably too young for me! But seriously, I love being miserable, watching paint dry, and waiting in lines. I really enjoy a nice pair of socks.

What I’m doing with my life
Living and loving it

I’m really good at
Everything.
Ex 1) I bowled a 300 first try
Ex 2) I beat Bobby Fischer at chess when I was 3.

The first things people usually notice about me
My good cheer, mirth, and merriment

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could really geek out here and at least make a 20 page long list, so I will... NOT
Love Game of Thrones, reading sci-fi (Dune, Bester) or great modern literature (like George Saunders)
Star Wars trilogy and everything related to it is one of my favorite things in the world. Other movies include Reservoir Dogs, Being John Malkovich, and Anchorman. On TV I enjoy 30 Rock, Community, New Girl, Spartacus, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad.
5 favorite albums are Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, Pinkerton, The Monitor, The Glow Pt. 2, and Moon and Antarctica
I'm a very adventurous eater, but nothing beats homemade

The six things I could never do without
Freedom, Love, Family, Friendship, Goals, Sleep

I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I think about what I'm thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out or going out with close friends. On more relaxed nights I'll stay in or have dinner with my parents.

You should message me if
You are a professional women earning at least six figures looking for a trophy husband/stay at home dad.