I'd rather shove a glass tube up my penis hole and smash it with a hammer than read that again. I mean you fucked up from message one, you must be a good looking guy or have a wicked profile for her to even message you back after that. And then you talk about reading and writing? I'm no seasoned online PUA or anything, but shit most of these girls only want a good looking guy make them laugh and they'll get moist. When she asked what you like to do, you made a crucial mistake and told the truth. What you want to do is make shit up that makes you seem interesting or make them so ridiculous it's funny (that's the route I usually go), add in something that can or will be taken sexually if that's how you are.
Or just ignore her question altogether if you can think of some clever line you could use from something else she said. I do that all the time, ignoring their questions is great. I'll sometimes let them ask 3 or 4 times, and then I'll just give them some BS answer anyways.
Oh god and she's into reading, that's literally the only thing you have to go on, and you blow it by saying you don't actually read, and have only read Harry Potter?! (Wtf dude...) Here's one I like to pull, probably would've said this if I fucked up and the reading subject came up.
xxxxxx/3/2013 2:51:55 AM
History teacher actually.... any thing that has a good plot. Your self?
GuyWhoGetsWomenOnline/3/2013
I'll level with you, I don't like to read at all. I'd end this right now because obviously we have different interests, but they say opposites attract so I'm willing to give you a shot.
See what happened? I didn't leave her with some boring question, left her with nothing. Works every time for me, first thing in their response will be lol or hahah or something of that nature. Usually pretty easy to escalate things after her reply too. But seriously, you need a better opener than that.
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I'm not a big reader really. I think the last book I actually choose to read of my own free will was Harry Potter lol. So why History?