Hey guys, I'm 24 and recently out of a relationship. I have a thing for bustier women, and the idea of an 18 year old seems hot to me. Problem with 18 year olds though is that they have low self-confidence and poor social skills, and can make it difficult to keep up a conversation.

So, I'm talking to a girl here and I'll tell you a little about her. She seems mostly to be seeking a long-term partner, she's looking to have kids with the guy. She's 18, doesn't seem slutty, I get the impression for some reason her parents might be immigrants or something and are more family-oriented.

All I want to do is get her on a date. If she goes on a date, then I can do the rest. Problem is, we're stuck. All help is appreciated.

Me (opener): What kind of acting do you do? I have a friend who just moved back from L.A where she was pursuing an acting career. She was in a few episodes of GRIMM while she was up here; I'm not too sure what kind of gigs she got down there. Haha sometimes she uses her powers for evil though and tricks us into thinking she's really upset or bothered.

Her: I do stage acting. but i wouldnt turn down film if i got the opportunity. i find it envigorating to go on stage and be someone else for a few hours. its like a high for me.
there is this thing called once upon a weekend that we do at school. haha its this thing we students put on where we audition and get cast friday night, rehearse for an hour or two saturday and put on a show saturday night. its entertaining as fuck. but i actually acted in 4 different ones last night. one i was a pigeon, another i was a funeral crasher, im was traveler with a physical consience, and i was a catholic lesbian who goes to hell
oh and no one wears pants in hell

Me: Haha they don't wear pants? Hmmm maybe that was actually heaven lol. What you described kind of sounds almost like improv, but with a tad more prep time. Is it usually comedy stuff you guys do, or is there also a lot of dramatic stuff?

You know I've kind of played different parts throughout my life too, although never on stage or officially "acting." I have a certain friend and when we go to a party where we don't know many people, we'll just adopt random personas and play them out for fun. I really wish I had formal training though because I'm sure there's more to it than I understand and it just seems so fun.

What was your favorite role?

Her: Its mostly comedy, its all for laughs, half of us are drunk when we go on stage and none of us know our lines or cues.
My favorite was the one in hell since i got to strip on stage and it was the funniest.
yeah thats hilarious, i would so do that. yeah its just amazing, i do it as much as i can

At this point, I went 2 days without responding. All of the previous messages were one after the other in a conversation

Me: Haha I'm imagining your striptease like one of those old fashioned 1920's flapper dances. Was that anything like it? Probably not, but that would still have been funny.

What is your name by the way? Mine is ________. "You don't look like an ________ though!" Haha yes, this is true

Her: my name is ___________. Haha no it wasnt that dramatic, but i can do that too

Me: It's nice to meet you __________:) So when you're not doing a striptease on stage, what do you like to do on the weekends? Haha.

Her: club, movies, dinner


I'm going to wait here until I get advice from you guys (hopefully). I just need to get her talking. I can talk about myself or tell more stories too, even fake ones. I want to get this girl, for more than just shallow reasons (not only is she my type physically, but she is domestic which is nice). Perhaps I should wait until she's online to have another string of messages back and forth like at first? Perhaps something else? Let me know.

Come on gentlemen, lend a helping hand! Thank you all in advance by the way

You did a good job

I thought it was a bit wordy and trying to hard, but then you took a break, and hit her hard with the strip tease line, and she ate it up nom nom nom style... good job.

I'd continue to escalate in the same fashion since she is giving you the green.

You've sort of even trapped yourself in to asking her out now that you've asked her where she hangs out.

She has in her last message to you, told you to take her to the club, movies, or dinner, and indirectly told you that if things go well she is a sexual person (will do a striptease).

Ask her out. You can replace dinner with coffee though. No point in spending 50 bucks on someone you never met.

Coffee then if you get along and you are touching, you can do a horror flick that entices lots more touching, or go get some drinks at a bar or if you like to dance take her to the club where she really "wants it" heh heh heh

Sorry Im enjoying this post too much.

Gl

Edit: "Excellent. Let's start with coffee and go from there"

"bla bla bla bla that sonds great bla bla would you liek to bla bla"

"Is it possible we can do all 3 of those things at once?" (my attempt at being funny, haha)

Notice how she's not even asking you any questions? Like she's not even interested in you. Hmm. Sometimes, girls are bad conversationalists. And sometimes, they just have their own special way of saying "I don't mind responding to your shitty questions, but I wouldn't go out with you."

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