Hi Guys. I've tried a bit of online sarging before with some success on sites like faceparty if anyone can remember that. I've just found OKC though and could do with some advice on my profile.


1 - My self-summary
Hi. I'm Stu and I'm a turtle-loving evil genius. Love life at present but don't seem to be meeting as many people as I used too. Hence why I'm here.

2 - What I’m doing with my life
Two months ago I finished a masters degree in biology. Immediately following that I went travelling around europe for 5 weeks. Had an amazing time, especially in Berlin (want to move there now) but now I'm almost out of funds

Since I got back I've been looking for work in the science/pharmaceutical industry but no luck so far. On the plus side though I've plenty of time for cycling and reading, my two biggest hobbies.

3 - I’m really good at
I'm also crazy good at thumb wars for some unknown reason. I even have this on my CV because I'm literally that good. I've also got an amazing sense of direction so I never get lost; like a homing pigeon.

4 - Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music and Food
Music - Most things really. I'm currently into the black keys and I've just found my old dandy warhols album which is pretty good.

Films - All sorts. I love the carry on films and will always watch them if possible.

TV - Derren Brown. Don't really watch much but I do like comedy and thrillers.

Food - I'll try anything once but favourite is Italian.

5 - The six thing I could never do without
Firstly my bike. This is literally the best thing I ever bought. Following that, and in no particular order, would be travelling, food, chocolate (I know this is technically a kind of food but its super nice so I'm giving it its own place in the list), books and water.

6 - I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. How to survive in case zombies become real.
2. What I should be doing instead of actually doing it.
3. Where to go travelling next (hopefully East Africa) and getting a job.
4. Why are pistachio nuts so expensive, even though most of them is the shell.
5. Trying to understand Ant colonies.
6. What would I eat if I was lactose intolerant and couldn't eat cheese.
7. How much I want to learn to sail.
8. The impending extinction of polar bears.
Much more random stuff.
7 - On a typical Friday night I am
having as much fun as possible

8 - The most private thing I’m willing to admit
erm... I've never been to scotland which is terrible for someone who has lived in the UK their entire lives and likes travelling so much

9 - I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20–30
Near me
Who are single
For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners

10 - You should message me if
You fancy a lesson in how master thumb wars.


Please don't hold back, I'm a big boy and can will take onboard any constructive criticism.

Cheers

OK, but a little too jovial.

way too matter of fact... im not a chic but i stopped reading after turtle

1 - My self-summary
Hi. (Why are you saying hi just go into it) I'm Stu ( she doesn't care about your name yet) and I'm a turtle-loving evil genius (Funny shows personality like it). Love life at present but don't seem to be meeting as many people as I used too. Hence why I'm here. (is this all of who you are? )

2 - What I’m doing with my life
Two months ago I finished a masters degree in biology ( bragging). Immediately following that I went travelling around europe for 5 weeks ( very logical make more emotional, i took the craziest trip around europe some of the stories you wouldn't believe. I gotta tell you berlin sold me the moment i steped in. new life goal move there. Must be the brats. ). Had an amazing time, especially in Berlin (want to move there now) but now I'm almost out of funds. ( delete this why are you telling her your broke, huge turn off for most girls.)

Since I got back I've been looking for work in the science/pharmaceutical industry but no luck so far ( your unemployed? delete, You are following your passion in the biology. ) . On the plus side though I've plenty of time for cycling and reading, my two biggest hobbies. ( I always make time for my hobbies, they are the most important thing in my life. this is saying you make time for things you care about)

3 - I’m really good at
I'm also crazy good at thumb wars for some unknown reason. I even have this on my CV (? spell things aout don't assume) because I'm literally that good. I've also got an amazing sense of direction so I never get lost; like a homing pigeon. ( keep)

4 - Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music and Food
Music - Most things really. I'm currently into the black keys and I've just found my old dandy warhols album which is pretty good. ( tell how it makes you feel finding that album)

Films - All sorts. I love the carry on films and will always watch them if possible.( to vague she can't get any thing out of this)

TV - Derren Brown. Don't really watch much but I do like comedy and thrillers. (how do you feel with comedies does it make the day better enhance your time? Thriller that moment where you are on the edge of your seat is what i can't live with out.)

Food - I'll try anything once but favourite is Italian (why italian, Use descriptions).

5 - The six thing I could never do without
Firstly my bike. This is literally the best thing I ever bought (good). Following that, and in no particular order, would be travelling, food, chocolate (I know this is technically a kind of food but its super nice so I'm giving it its own place in the list), books and water.
( Should be things that she is going to see if she is with you. books is great water food, standards of life really? )

6 - I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. How to survive in case zombies become real.
2. What I should be doing instead of actually doing it.
3. Where to go travelling next (hopefully East Africa) and getting a job.
4. Why are pistachio nuts so expensive, even though most of them is the shell.
5. Trying to understand Ant colonies.
6. What would I eat if I was lactose intolerant and couldn't eat cheese.
7. How much I want to learn to sail.
8. The impending extinction of polar bears.
Much more random stuff.
(funny random Good)

7 - On a typical Friday night I am
having as much fun as possible... (doing?)

8 - The most private thing I’m willing to admit
erm... I've never been to scotland which is terrible for someone who has lived in the UK their entire lives and likes travelling so much
(good)

9 - I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20–30
Near me
Who are single
For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners (mixed message short or long term dating what do you want?)

10 - You should message me if
You fancy a lesson in how master thumb wars.
(good)

Thanks for all the help guys. Some great points there.