I'm now out of "the game" and would like to give back to the community in hopes others can experience success online as well..

No pic opener:
So, I usually never message gals without pics. Not that I'm shallow or
anything, far from it actually. But, for all I know you could be some
60yr old fat guy who lives in his mom's basement, collects baseball
cards, and makes fake okcupid profiles!

But, hey, if you are, I could probably kick your ass anyway!

What hell are you out raising today???



Leprechaun:
Hey!

I'm kinda really skeptical about the whole online dating thing! I
mean, you could be a vicious attack bear that escaped from a Russian
Circus! Or even an angry leprachaun out to steal me luck charms!

But, I'm gonna chance that your really the cute & sweet lady I saw and
read about on this profile!


VooDoo Doll
So how's the online dating been going for ya? Meeting any potentials, or just pof creepers?

Oh..... If your thinking about not replying! Not to twist your arm... but if you do not, I'm making a voodoo doll of u <her name>! Then I'm gonna put headphones on it, and make it listen to Justin Bieber all day!


Sarcastic:
Hello there miss. I am a buck toothed, cross eyed guy with a terrible lisp. I also have bad breath and massive insecurities. As long as I am being honest I also have a slight quasimodo'ish humpback and club feet. Kidding

My irreverent sarcasm aside I was hoping perhaps you'd be game to chat a bit. That is if you can forgive my plenitude of previously listed faults


This works good on weekends:
Most other cute girls are out on hot dates this weekend!

Do you have cooties or something?