| My self-summary
Why is everyone so damn serious here?! )
Anyway, I am single, never married, and have no children. So far, so good, but subject to change with a bit of old fashioned cunning and deceit. You figure it out. No, don't!
My only fault is that I have none. You, too, should be perfect in every way. Someone who can turn water into wine, heal the sick, and raise the dead would be ideal. After all, wine goes great with dinner, and who makes better company than the sick and the dead?
What I’m doing with my life
Uhh...living it!
I’m really good at
Can I hold an intelligent conversation? Shit, let me tell ya...
The first things people usually notice about me
My weird invisible moustache
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies, shows:
Breaking bad, I know what you did last summer
Food:
Leftovers
and some other things I joke about
The six things I could never do without
My taste for the absurd, my carefree, my eyes, my fingers, my sweet lips and my small toy... Oooops!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not being able to touch my nose with my tongue!
On a typical Friday night I am
locked in the closet and desperately trying to get out!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Am I just trying to get into your pants? No. Actually, I'm trying to get you _out_ of them.
I won't go out with women who do drugs. Not unless they're really good drugs and you're willing to share. I'm kidding! Don't do drugs.
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 18–26
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
(SHOULD I MENTION CASUAL SEX?)
You should message me if
The last guy who sent you a message is a chump who secretly dresses in drag. I already know this. That's probably why you didn't respond.
I may be the last guy on earth who isn't a chump, or doesn't secretly dress in drag. That's why you should respond to me. And only me!
I know, most of the lines are copy-pasted from guys who shared their profile as a model, but they convey my true personality. I can't express myself too good in English, but in my native language I can speak just like in this profile so I can back it up in no time!
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