Anybody know any great facebook statuses that are ORIGINAL and sure to get comments,
specifically from people you've never even said a word to?

I mean, I'm tired of these "Jim Jones isomg last night was so crazy" to show off... everyone's seen that.
I'm talking about something that could be straight up funny and original and congruent with yourself.
Something that is BOUND to get a comment from a girl you've never spoken to!
They don't all have to be funny, they could just be damn original and provoke conversation.
They could also just be a way to DHV...

So I would hate to ask for a list of "good statuses" because everyone would just be taking them, it would be canned,
but I would like to know (specific or general) what kind of statuses have set you apart from the average
facebook user and get lots of comments and stuff?

ps: and nooo, I don't care so much about looking like I'm cool b/c i have lots of comments but i hope you guys get the point.
I want to convey some sort of alpha male qualites as well as interest girls to the point
where I get comments from those I've never even spoken to.

You basically want something cocky and funny which conveys confidence, abundance and dominance. Remember you are online so it needs to be a great deal funnier than it is cocky so that you don't seem like an arrogant twat bragging.

e.g

Alpha Lion is sick of girls who are only beautiful on the outside

Alpha Lion is fed up being seen as a sexual object he has feelings too!

Alpha Lion is curious as to whether or not he should call his physician about his erection lasting more than four hours...

I have all day to think of things and some of my all time classics are:

"Summer was fun. To bad it landed on a Thursday this year."
(that's kinda regional.)

"I'll be at my desk if you need anything."

"zige is his own stylish accessory."

"Dude, where's my bar?"

"zige promises not to let you read the rest of this facebook status."

"The virtual me is almost as awesome as the real thing. Almost."

"Lots of girls want to be my friend. As long as I leave quietly after their computer is fixed and avoid making eye contact."

"Wow, I look spectacular today."

"Guys, question. Is it OK to cook pork chops in the toaster?"

More I just went back in my history. They are more funny and less alpha male, but I like when I get mucho comments, builds the confidence and witty banter.

"Facebook, you smell delicious today."

"zige is a wishing well. Throw money at me."

"Does anyone have any bbq potato chips? Thanks."

"(me) <---- Me in a nutshell."

"I might just "like" everything on my wall because everything on my wall is awesome."

"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play "
I gave bonus points to the folks that got this one.

Thank you for the informative posts.

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Dubli

I realise you just brought this back from the dead but the Facebook game has evolved tremendously since you made this. The done thing now is going onto pages like Nicki Minaj or Starbucks and tearing them apart in a funny way. But there is the whole "fishing for likes mentality" going on now and people have taken wise to it and are now dissing people who make posts like these labelling them "attention whores". But if you have something original you can rack up alot of attention using these public posts.

I try not to make status updates as regularly as I used to because I feel you end up writing a load of boring stuff and if you post everyday you won't get many likes unless your a hot girl. Likes don't count for much in real life but if there is girls on your facebook they might lose interest because if nobody is responding to your posts they will think you don't have many friends.

I focus more now on mocking posts made by hot girls, I have notifications turned on for a small selection I am gaming and in between times just post drunken randomness at the weekend along with pictures of me and as many random hot girls as I can meet. Tbh I always switch to chat/private messaging when escalating because there are too many AMOGs out there. You can spot them right away the guys who like every status she posts and comment on every update, these same guys will try and defend her when you hit out with the mocking comments. But don't let that discourage you they are easily escaped by simply being polite and not reacting to them.