So I was sitting at home one friday thinking what the fuck am I gonna do tonight?

I log on to facebook, ooooh you have a friend request. Turns out that it's some hot model. Prime. Clearly she added me by mistake. So time to PM her.

"Have we met???" I say

"hey shit sorry musta added when i clicked on your profile. sorry hahah that's so creepy" she says

"Yeah it is, is that your thing then being a facebook stalker?"

"Haaa no.....was an accident......sorry" she say

"ha your taking this so seriously" I say

"haha i feel like such a creep" she say

"It's alright this happens to me all the time" I say

"I bet haha" she say

"It's alright I don't mind models adding me, although you did go to ........" I say

banter banter banter

10 mins later

"Suprised your still talking to me did such a creepy thing lol" she say

I was like shit! what do I say!!!!

"Ur helping me through this film" I say - (how gay is that)
"And I think I love you" I say

"HAHA you love me?" she say

"haha yep" I say

"hahahaha love you too" she say

"ha ye we're internet lovers" I say

banter banter banter - about internet dating

I say "Right I should watch this film.....Right love you"

She say "haha enjoy, love you lots x, miss you already"


I spoke to her a few days later, asked her to meet up, we went on a date, and she weren't what i was expecting. Nothing happened. I was bored out of my mind on it. wasn't attracted to her. Then doubted myself afterwards. So probs best to jst meet people in person.

Joker -7