So I message a HB8 and right away I get a sh1t test I over come it but she keep it going.
Me:Congratulations, you came up
in
my matches!!!!!!! I know right,
you've been waiting for it! You
can call everyone, let them
know. Tell your friends about
it. You'll have to girl talk for
at least five hours tomorrow
about it. I mean, what are the
chances!

Ok, so I like to laugh and make
everything into a sarcastic
joke. It happens, right?

Now. I could write a resume.
Tell you all about me. Like I am
applying for the position of the
guy you are going to hang out
with on Friday, or whatever. But
that would be boring and dull. I
might fall asleep doing that.

Wait, I could list out
interrogation questions! Ask you
things like what you do for fun?
or maybe something really
deep... something like. "So
where are you from?" You'd
swoon, realizing that I care
about where you are from and
thus 'where you're coming from'.
You'd get "all a flush" at my
wit, right?

Oh, I know, I could just delete
all of this and type "Hey
wazzup? Saw your profile. Ur
cute! hit me back and we can
chat" That would probably work
best. I mean, that's what
everyone does right? So it MUST
work! Shouldn't it?

How about instead, I do this. I
am intrigued by your profile,
and think it could be worthwhile
to find out more about you. You
know, talk, and answer those age
old questions, like:

"Is she a total basket case in
hiding?"
"Will I fall asleep sitting next
to her when we hang out?"
and don't forget...
"Is she just a guy with fake
pictures, pretending to be a
girl?!?!?"

So lets interact! Sound good?
Glad to hear it!
Lets get creative...

WE'RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!
So where are we going and why?

Her: so how many girls did you copy and paste that shit to

Me: none acctually it didnt take that long to type up

Her: If you say so

Me:So if i had sent you something borring like a simple hey you wouldve anwserred but something creative is bad?

Her:Im just saying you dont have to tell mw your whole life story in one msg. I like to be surprised. And I wouldn't have replied if you would've just put hey or what's up. Just something short but different.

How do I respond to this?

She sounds so neggable.

I would say something like:

'I like your attitude, it's so cute. I bet you would have replied if I just wrote 'hey what'up, how are you.'

Then when / if she replies to that... You say:

'Well you just replied to it lol'

You basically lost the frame here, because you are seeking her validation:
Your aim now is to regain the frame by teasing her...

Best,

Notrya