so Here is a conversation i just had with a hb online need critique on what i did wrong or was she just being a bitch

Me:your baby got the most adorable smile i seen in a while lol

hb: thanks but he's not my baby he's my nephew

Me:U just mess up my whole pick up line lol

hb: lolz how was i suppose to know

Me: lol but
"Finish this sentence: 'I like best a man that…
1. respects me
2. worships me
3. has a huge cock
Be honest now..."

hb: respects me but mostly be my friend as well as my lover

Me: Alright sound like the socially axcepted answer but in true honesty if you hand to pick between all you have stated above about what u like in a man or a guy Who treat u like shit but give you the best sex of your life im talking about whole body shaking orgasm who would u pick?, be honest i dont judge

Hb:i would pick respects me

Me: Look like someone is going to make a lot of trips to the local sextoy store lol

Hb: no to be rude but if this is your way of approaching a lady,you might need to take some lesson from a man and stop taking them from a boy.One i dnt know you like that to tell you about my intimacy.N two if your looking for someone because your that desperate, how about try a hookers page or maybe someone that looks easy. Thanks for passing by to talk you are now welcome to leave my page at any ime.

Me: WHAT... who told you i was taking leasons from my lil brother? lol look thanks for your fine observation of the way i talk to women on facebook, i never really took my conversations with women or with anybody serious, im spontaneous i like talking about random shit that comes to mind, but if i offend you in anyways im not sorry and dont really give a fuck. But hey maybe i am desperate, desperate for a female who could have stupid convos whether it be sexual or silly, so mybe ill try a hooker then got any in mind? find me a cheap one cause im on a budget lol

Hb: WOW your a really sad person lmaoo

Me: ok bye happy person, dont forget to take the stick up out ur ass


I think i took it a little to far but hey its a learning process, * I WANT HELPFUL ADVICE AND CRITIQUE*

How on earth did you follow up somebody respects me with that lol..
(Shes not sexual yet not even close)

Would've been more funny if you responded with my penis is tiny but my heart is huge!

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i wasn't really taking her serious, im just beginning this online serge thing, and trying new things out lol