I opened an older one that lists her being opened minded and having "several interests" LOL. And she's like blocking 1 side of her behind a wall in her pictures so I said "You look like you're hiding something in your right hand in those pictures. Are you hiding an erotic object?" To which just an 'Lol.' Suggestions?
'
ok I sent her "I'll take that as a yes." and she replied with 'funny' IMMEDIATELY.

Is the picture cutting off someone else that may have been there? It might have been the only good picture of herself that she liked and was hiding some dick she doesn't want to be reminded about .

However it sounds like you are pushing to hard and not getting her interest much so she's giving you automated responses. She may have been busy, but maybe try a different line of conversation.

I may have, but then again, there was no material to work with from the beginning. (profile)
I ended up saying "You know what's also funny? I can give you my number and you won't call it. *number*
Now I have read on here of a few people giving/getting numbers within just a few messages so I wanted to give it a shot.
HB
Y is that
ME
Could be because you're shy...
HB
No,was at beach...
ME
That's fun. But you're not there anymore.
HB
No im not...
ME
That's weird, my phone's not ringing.

If she doesn't have literally anything for you to talk about off of her profile, I'm not sure. Maybe ask what kinky type things she is into and work off of that. If she is shy about it maybe offer up a few ideas of your own. (start light, like blindfolding and feather ticklers or something, i wouldnt whip out anything super kinky that you are into anywhere near the beginning )If the sex chat is putting her off maybe try pets or something really general that a lot of people have strong opinions about. Don't start an argument if you are on the opposite side of a strong topic, it's just to get her talking. If she's still responding I'd say not all hope is lost, if she stops however i'd quit wasting my time....

I am not sure how long you have been talking or anything, if she's local maybe try getting her to go out with you for lunch or something since the online conversation doesn't seem to be getting to far.

yea she's a local. she literally has just a few words on her profile and I never talked to her before. If she does respond somehow, I'll take it a bit lighter.