how show i respond back to this

ME -So...I'm 35 and I've been divorced three times. I have four kids...but the good news is I’m finally getting a job. LOL

Ok, so seriously...I'm 23 and have my life together. I'm a very social person and like to spend most of my nights out; oh and I’m all kinds of sarcastic so you'd better like to laugh!

PS - If you respond by asking me to dinner and a movie the engagement is off; I don't care how much you love the VOW...

HER-Hi, you sound great but you sound like you drink too much for me to handle.

what should i say next?

same here

"There's a myth that says if a man drinks enough, his real sexual potential shows up. How bad is that?".