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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:35 am 
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Ok, I'll be the first to admit my profile is probably boring and my first contacts suck, but if anyone could give me some constructive criticism on this, I'd appreciate it.


My self-summary

Its so difficult to write things about yourself, but here goes. I'm a 29 year old Attorney, who enjoys movies, sports (baseball, hockey), and history. I'm a bit shy at first but once we get to know each other I'm a regular chatterbox. I guess you could say I'm a bit of the boy next door type (I did kind of grow up in the country, so thats just how I was raised). I try to be very courteous and polite to everyone. I work in a professional field so I'm used to dressing well (suit and tie), but I'm just as comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt. However if you're looking for a bad boy, I'm probably not a good choice. But if you're looking for someone to have a nice dignified dinner with and who will open car doors for you and pull your chair out for you to sit at restaurant, I'm your guy. Of course, what happens after that between us in privacy is a whole different story .

What I’m doing with my life
Getting my law license for Pennsylvania. (New Jersey doesn't have much in the way of stable law employment)


I’m really good at
avoiding this question. Look. I just avoided it.

The first things people usually notice about me

You know, I've never asked anyone that question. I'd kind of like to know myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Infinite Jest, Slaughterhouse-Five, Catch-22, The Crucible
Shows: Games of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Justified, Breaking Bad
Movies: Pretty much anything and everything. I can't even remember my list of favorite movies.

The six things I could never do without
A couple of books
The internet/My computer
Water
Food
Companionship
My phone

I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I'm sitting here thinking instead of doing something constructive.

On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows. Out with friends. Home with a book.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've selectively blanked out most of the embarrassing things I've done in the past. Which is a pretty sweet way to live life, because I sure do have a lot of embarrassing moments.

I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 18–31
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

You should message me if
Oh I'm not too picky. Just go ahead and message me.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:29 pm 
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It would take hours to critique/rewrite your profile.. it's truly that bad.
Why would you put down that you are looking for casual sex?
Why would you put down: Oh I'm not too picky. Just go ahead and message me?

What girl wants to message a guy who isn't picky and will bang anything that walks?

Suggestion: There are plenty of products/online dating coaches online that will help you write up a great profile. Do some googling and start over.

Good luck :)


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