So here's my opening.
"Hey sushi lover I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog, rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns.

P.S. You are the princess right?"


And here goes her response...
"While you were going through your adventurous journey & you were so focused on finding your princess you fell into my trap! I'm not a princess! I am but the evil whitch that set out the firebreathing dragon out to eat you, I turned you into the frog & I set life threatening scenarios in which you had to rescue damsels in distress and free those pesky unicorns. & Now that you have gone though that journey & found out who I really am I will place upon you an evil curse that's so vile and evil that you will suffer from it for the rest of your life & you may never find out what it is! muahahahaha! "


How do I beat this shit test? LOL. Thanks guys.

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Bro.. In every fairytale.. true loves kiss was the answer to everything...

Just tell her smthn like... YOUR CURSE WILL PROBABLY NOT BE STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND THE POWER OF TRUE LOVES KISS WITH MY PET DOG... or smthn like that... Get creative.. but the only way that I see out of this is by using TRUE LOVES KISS!!!!

Hope I was helpful??

here's an idea

:O omg say it isn't so!!, your curse isn't that I would poop money is it?, that would be pretty amazing, we could get soo rich together, anyways I like you're style, bad ass girls are awesome .... (continue in the direction you like with where you want the convo to go)

Then I have no choice but to face you in battle of magic! Unfortunately you don´t stand a chance, vile witch , I´m awesome and have a secret to dispel just your spell.

If she asks what the secret is then you can say a true lovers kiss depending on how direct you like to be online.

Otherwise I would follow up on that she will have to meet you for coffe and simply trust that you´ll show her.

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No matter what, I must live without regret

Life is good

Live it for yourself

Ha thank you so much guys, that was some pretty useful stuff.

@TonyKing Awesome reply, props

I recommend you say the witch's attempts will be in vain rather than in vein, unless you are into that kind of thing.

Hey Jowai32, just wanted to say thanks. I got inspired by your opener. I adapted yours to conversation I was having with an HB9 and she just answered in a very positive way. I gotta say the deal was already closed with her, but I want more out of her, and I think this words liked her. Anyway, it worked and it worked well!!!
thanks again