Girl I know, HB8, we had a thing a few months back but she dropped IHABF.
Anyway I know she's been having some problems with im, so I sent this when I saw she was online.

bigbam1231: Hey there trouble
HB: Hello, you ok?
bigbam1231: well I was, until this girl popped up on my chat bar, you know the kind - sexy but nothing but hassle. But how are you?
HB: Well I'd stay well clear if I were you :p
HB: Okay thanks
HB: Oops that wasnt meant to be a wink haha
HB: *
bigbam1231: Dont worry, I'm miles away from her for the moment, back in Sheffield (its true, she goes to my uni) And I know, right? What you sending me winks for? I was just talking about this lass! Im glad you're ok
HB: haha i cant help myself apparently
HB: thankyou
bigbam1231: well its not your fault, it keeps happening to me all the time, girls winking at me left and right, its beginning to make me think they're taking the mick out of an eye problem I didnt know I had.
HB: LMAO, well at least now you know
HB: I didnt wanna mention it :p
bigbam1231: Im appalled that you had kept this from me!
bigbam1231: Anyways, im off, busy tonight. See you in a bit!
Didnt wait for reply.

Feedback please. This is my first bit of intentional pulling, Ive generally done it kinda by accident, but Im looking to improve my game, so lemme know what you think