The following are some ideas when talking to girls on facebook. Opening, mid, number closes, funny sentences to get her laughing and ease the conversation. be careful about your placement and be patient.

Youtube Videos:

Make a girl laugh to start a conversation or start a new one a few days after you've talked to her to let her know you're funny and thinking of her in a unique way. Had success with these:
Aladdin - A Whole new world [golden]
Backstreet boys - As long as you love me

Include a "Lol I'm so funny" in the same message as the video, be sure to delete the link after its attached.


When talking about school:
ask about her classes, when shes asks you the same question, stop mid response with "...wait, you're taking [class]?" (YES) "You're a Nerd?? Lol"

When the conversation is over (number close):

she says "Ok well im going to [insert activity]"
you say "Waaait"
she says "what?"
*pause 10 seconds* "ok you can go"
*pause 10 seconds* "Lol just kidding let me text you"
works.

You have her number, now don't text her for three days, don't message her either. then send her youtube video song and see what she says.
I might say something after she responds like
"god i wanna text you but every time i go to do it i smell food[or something] and get distracted is that bad? lol"

Funny things to say in conversation:
"you need a hobby, craft me a shirt out of popsicle sticks."
"i have a tiny tarantula dick"
"if you poke me again I'm going to spin kick you"

If she's not sure about hanging out with you:
she says "not sure if I know you that well"
you say "exactly"

If she says:
"lets hangout"
you say "I can try", or "I can pencil you in", or "I have to check my schedule"
Make sure to include a smiley.

occasionally:
~Even if you don't, pretend you have plans if she asks to hang out, no matter how hot she is, DHV by saying you can't make plans for [day] insist your available [new day], but don't plan something with her and not deliver.
~End the conversation first. or
~End the conversation quickly.

If she calls you something nice, respond:
~Call her sweetheart, babe, sweet thang or darlin'


If you have a pet:
you say "did you see my rat[dog]?"
or if she mentions your rat[dog].
you say "he's my best friend, if he doesn't like you, we will never work."
she says "[something about dog]"
you say "and hes going to sleep with us if.. we.. uh. sleep. in the same.. area."
she SAID "lmaoooooooo
hahahaha
goshhhhhhh.. we will... maybee
but that thing is not getting near us lol"


you can gauge her interest this way.

Be sure to be playful, don't take things too serious. Respond right away if she does. general rule of thumb: if she doesn't respond. don't respond.

If it's been a month, then throw something out there.
"Remember the time I added you and we never spoke"
"I have a tiny tarantula dick"

HAHA. Good luck and good hunting.
P.s. Post really good statuses, delete the ones that don't go over 5 likes. All my statuses have 20+ likes, some have 30, 40, 50. [DHV]