So, I'm going to post the ongoing transcripts between me and her, please feel free to critique and offer suggestions.

Jack:
First thing's first. Mario Kart 64. I don't think Ican even commit to you being my future ex wife if you don't love it. Don't say you love Peach.

HB:
lol I hate peach,yoshi all the way

Jack:
Yeah. Yoshi's awesome at coming in second to Toad. ;p

HB:
Toad cheats at mario party >

Jack:
Maybe so. But only so that you have hope that you can actually beat someone who's as much of a boss as he is when he plays legit.

HB:
lol true

Jack:
On the subject of Yoshi, am I the only one who calls him Yosh? I like to think me and him are tight.

HB:
lol thats awesome^^ I've had a long day to i'll talk to you tomorrow when Iget the chance,nighty night!

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Jack:
So there's two muffins sitting in the oven. First one says "Jeez it's hot in here."

Second one says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

HB:
Lol Ive heard that before

Jack:
What can I say? I tell dorky jokes and I'm down with Yoshi. I'm not even sure it's legal to be any cooler than that.

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So yeah, she was offline at the time of my last reply, but that's the whole of our conversation from open to now.

Last night when I opened her, I was pretty drunk, and I obviously haven't made the frame sexual yet, its the current item on the agenda.