So this is the full convo i have had with the HB8 from the w/e. a bit of back story...
first she is saudi. this is important because as you may know they are very prude about what they allow to be stuck in their vaggo... usually it means going the other route.
With masses of freeze-outs and mood killers due to her prudeness i eventually managed everything but... simply not good enough, by my books i don't get the trophy yet.
she lives in london i in windsor. (for non uk'rs thats about 1hr by car 2public transport)
anyhow i'd be interested in what you guys think is a good response to her last message... i have a few ideas.

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HB8: I hope your shirt is fully buttoned at work today.. ([i]She gave me some badass love bites...bitch)[/i]
ME: to put it simply buttoned collar and tie wasn't cutting it.. Your bite marks were very obvious... used a plaster and come up with an elaborate story!
HB8: vampire attack would have been believable.. my apologies!
me: I think you've been watching too much Twilight, but tbh i find the cheek of it all quite amusing!
How was your own return home, plenty of explaining to do?
What did the others have to say about mahiki? Bet i couldnt have been as good a report as our Peckham rave...
HB8: Luckily my parents were out so by the time they got home I was showered and looking like I didn't spend the night on a sofa with a guy!
They absolutely loved mahiki.. Ps that night is our dirty little secret, peckham technically never happened..
HB8:Ways not to ride a bike.. Just saying.. >INSERT motorbike fail compilation videoINSERT assume m/bike stunt video<
'Dirty Little Secret' ehh... what's it worth, Silence comes at a price you know... ;D

HB8: That videos awesome, can you do any of them stunts?!
Haha dirty little secret in that apart from us 4 everyone thinks our night ended in mahiki or cordelia may be slightly upset! A price jack.. didnt you get enough on saturday night/ sunday morning [;)]
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at the moment im thinking i should say there are more improtnant thing then sexual intimacy to me, then name something... as i want to take the sexual power away from her. and get her this defence of hers down...
anyway what do you lot think.. online game is not my strongest point... i traditionally keep it old school and don't do much digital interaction but i somehow think this is gonna be necessary given she is abit further away.

thanks in advance