Hey guys
I’m new to the forums and the main reason for stopping by is to get your opinion and advice on my online profile, any constructive criticism is welcome. My intent to join to forums isn’t exactly to learn tips and tricks and be a player, it’s not my personality as I’m pretty comfortable with myself and don’t have a shy side. I have read some material that circle these communities and I HAVE used them in my profile and you will know which parts.

I have just started making profiles on internet dating sites, main reason just to improve on one self with verbal skills; I do find eye contact with strangers the hardest but just to meet new people and have fun, since all my close friends are in couple coma and I still enjoy the single life. If I meet someone special threw the sites yeh great, if I don’t I am not fuss.

I have read a lot of other guy’s profiles and they seem so bland and boring, what i could improve on mine to make it stand out even more. I just made them late last night and have 10 pokes/requests already. 99% of the facts I mention are true I enjoy snowboarding/motorcycle/ own a cat ect ect

I was going to post a link but i need to do 5 posts firsts, so here is the write up.

ABOUT ME
Yes I work in a trade, that's right ladies I'm a tradie. So I fit the stereotype of 6 foot plus with rock abs and a amazing tan, I also know what tools to use for the right job. As you can see I'm 78kg dripping wet but with a quirky sarcastic humour so who needs brawn, right? I understand it's difficult to meet new random people, I'm certainly no magician at it and find it magically easy, well I am learning new tricks slowly and I did buy a magic book online from amazon, if you would like to see I can detach the tip of my thumb and reattach it. I'm not saying it's easy but if you open up your world I will open up mine and we can explore the depth together like Indiana Jones does in The Temple of Doom.

I have never been in a fight. Well a girl did beat me up once and she took my snack pack, at least my money maker(face) was undamaged. I have a fun and quirky exterior with a gooey cameral middle, I am able to laugh and make people laugh all day. They might be my defences but spend some quality time with me and ill open up to you and melt by showering you with affection.

I do own a cat, but she doesn't live with me because she didn't want to pay for rent, her name is Tiger. She runs around and plays when I use a laser pointer I'm able to get her to do somersaults and barrel rolls and she comes to me when I call her. I got the old girl for my 12th birthday so she is getting cranky with age but it's purrrre affection when she's tries to scratch my face.

During my free time and weekends I jump on my motorcycle and enjoy the summer down along the coast. I don't ride in the cold as my fingers and toes nearly fall off an the abominable snow yeti scares me way too much. Each winter I try and hit the slopes 4 times a season, I love the freedom of snowboarding and teaching the yeti who is the boss on the mountain with my skills of crashing.

I have a bucket list. I still need to throw rotten tomatoes at people in Spain for fun, run along the cyclists of the Tour de France so I can get my mug on the TV back home when it's on SBS, last but not least jungle hike through the Amazon rainforest. Adventure Travelling! In the next year or two, i hope to get my scuba diving and solo skydiving tickets, I am terrified of heights which I found out on top of the Eiffel tower so jumping out of a plane should scare that fear away. Always need to push yourself and drag somebody for the ride.

Im looking for a girl with attitude, who cares what people think of you and speak your mind. I'm not after a mute with no emotion or personality, otherwise I would have a manikin standing in the kitchen. I'm after a best mate that enjoys spontaneous car makeout sessions, my guy mates knocked back the offer when I mentioned that scenario. So just blurt out what's on your mind.

FIRST DATE
How does bowling sound for the first date? I haven't been for years and I'm terrible at it, so your guaranteed to win and have a good time. The way I see it, this new world of internet dating can take 1, 6, 12 months or never to meet someone right, at least I should be really amazing at bowling and make it to the pro tour. So take your time and have a good read of my profile and if you like what you see give me a buzz (not the playstation game) i ask only one thing from you. Answer this question in your first email to me.
What do you think is the sexiest fruit?