I'm not interested in this girl who has messaged me on POF, so i thought i'd have a laugh, see what happens. I wonder if she'll reply.

HER: Hey Mynamehere,

It's really refreshing to read a good, honest profile! I'm not sure what the womens are like but some of the men's are just full of rubbish! Oh and a lot of them put pictures on of themselves posing in a pair of pants!

So how're you finding the 'experience' of online dating?

K

ME: If you want to see me in pants, you need to check page 47 of the
Littlewoods catalogue.

Haha I read it wrong. Fun stuffs.

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So far, i'm still going...


HER: Ha ha I don't have one...bummer!!

ME:
What?!

But with such a huge selection of goods a low low prices, you'd be
mad not to have one!

What page are you on?

HER:
I know! I should be ashamed if myself! I'm in the shoes section, page 116. Modelling the very trendy yet practical fold up shoes! Super hot! I'm hoping that with experience i'll be lucky enough to get the opportunity to midel the blanket with sleeves!


ME:
Nice! I've heard that foot modelling is real competitive. I know a
girl, "accidentally" broke another girl's toe at a photoshoot.

Nasty.

You want to model the slanket? I dunno, only the real pro's get to
model them, you gotta have like 2 years on JML adverts or
something.