Finally got a HB10 to talk to me lol



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:39 am 
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I'm using a variation of the "Total A-Hole Sex-Only Profile" That jpow1981 recently discussed on here...and no picture, as always. And I sent out a variation of the "I already married/divorced you in my mind" opener.. And here is what was said so far. Any tips would be appreciated.
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ME: Opener

HB: That was quite possibly the most entertaining and interesting way to message me. I appreciate that. I have had a very stressful few days and that made me laugh, and it was much needed.

ME: The most entertaining AND interesting? That's gotta be good for something I've noticed some girls on here are too dumb to joke with..So I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor. One of those definitely is a must if you want to get along with me lol

HB: A sense of a humor is a necessity to get along with me - I'm very sarcastic and I really dislike when people mistake my humor for the truth. Yes, both entertaining and interesting - counts for a lot in my book

ME: Well I can tell that we might just hit it off and become great partners in crime.. As long as that book you're writing remains PG...I'm more than a piece of meat, you know

HB: Haha, I make no promises - I am still figuring out my book. I believe we definitely could make a decent pair.

ME: Well I guess that no promises is better than breaking promises lol At least you're honest about it..That's another necessity to get along with me. Plus I've always liked surprises

HB: I make promises about certain things and keep them no matter what - just can't promise that it would remain PG, ha. I completely agree, honesty is extremely important to me.

ME: That's understandable.. Just as long as we're on the same page. And while we're still on the subject of honesty, I've been in my share of books written by other females, and they always had a way of changing the rating on me..You writers can be mighty persuasive sometimes. But I'm on to you

HB: Well, I am not going to tell you that I am not like any other female - you can find that one out on your own. Much more exciting that way anyway.

ME: Well, I appreciate you not SPAM any spoilers..I hate when I'm watching a movie with people and they tell me whats going to happen in the next scene and just ruin everything for me lol One thing I ask tho, is to be fair to each other and not waste the others time. But seeing as we're off to a good start, I have something else I wanted to get off my chest..
*funny emoticon*

HB: Yeah it is awful when someone does that - and being around the people I am around most of the time, I can hardly ever watch or read anything without someone ruining for me. I do not plan on wasting your time, and I hope you do not plan on wasting mine. It truly irritates me when people do that to me, I am not going to lie.

ME: Cheers *emoticon giving a toast* lol...I didn't message you to waste your time. I wanted to make you smile, feel good, get to know you, and see how it plays out. But I'm getting off here. Its 1230, gotta wake up at 6 grrr
So use this time to yourself wisely...Make the next couple chapters of the book interesting so I have something to look forward to until next time we chat lol
Goodnight, stranger (((What's your name?!)))
Motown

Just got online this morning to see she sent me a message at 6:20AM...


HB: Oh I am sorry, that was a little rude of me - I am HB10, by the way. I got off last night as well, it was very late and 6 came really quickly. I decided to get on and send you a message before I got dressed and ready to head to class. I have to say, I am looking forward to hearing from you again. Well, I need to go get ready - I have a lot of work to do before my class starts. Hopefully this message makes a little bit of sense, I am still very tired, ha. Have a good day


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:26 pm 
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You need help with what?

Oh yeah, one thing. Stop with the "lol", unless you're a 16 year old boy.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:54 pm 
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Was just showing what seemed to work for others to see..

I ended up busting on her for being rude...went back and forth a little bit, then I said that messages on that website were too much, and stated I'd like an easier way to communicate. She gave me her number.

I texted her a while later saying I got her number off the bathroom wall at a local gas station...she played a long a little bit, then asked "how are you"....I told her "I've been told I'm pretty good actually..."

Then she said "well I'm just relaxing, drinking a glass of wine"

I was bust at the moment, so when I did get back to her I was like "I'm hoping you were nice enough to save me some"....she said she drank it all. So I said, "well remind me to lock up the cabinets next time you come around!! :p"

Then she replied that it was a bottle she's had for like 4 days....


the next day I sent her a message on my lunch break
Me: congratulation!
HB: on what?
ME: I'm on my lunch break and thought I'd say hey!
HB: aww how nice of you :)
ME: Well, back to work I go..have a good one!


Haven't heard nothing from her, online or phone.

My text game sucks apparently lol


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:51 am 
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One thing I am good at is building comfort over online and text. Left my online profile for a few days and had over 80 messages from girls.

See when she said about the wine and relaxing...that was your invite to drop the jokey crap and build a bit of comfort!

Reply with something like "Damn, wish I could join you! Especially if you have the log fire lit ;) My day has been super busy so a nice relaxing evening is in order"

You plant the image of you being there and the pair of you being cozy. Plus you suggest that your life is busy while she is just chilling! Shows value.


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