This was all in fun...last night I was just sending out random messages to girls just to see what would come of it...I sent this one to a black girl who is from a hood about a half hour from here


ME: yo girl you fine, id love to get that booty poppin whats good? holla
HB: lol....really tho?!? Do u have a pic?
ME: well I keep my hair pretty short, so I really have no use for a pic
HB: lol I don't care about whether or not you have hair hun....However, it wld b nice to have some idea as to who I'm talking to and what you look...
ME: Well I'm about 5'8 or so..Ravishly handsome, I might add. Short hair with greenish eyes..I've been told I look like Usher
HB: lol wrong person and usher doesn't have green eyes lmao...
ME: SMH..You obviously haven't seen Usher outside of the magazines and photo shoots..I've been told we look so much alike, I was even contacted and offered a role as his stunt double, but I turned it down because I was like "shoot...If Hollywood wants me to be Usher, then they can pay like Usher" and they weren't having it. Its their loss really.


I'm still waiting for a reply from that one...but I thought it was funny...just the fact that she even responded after my first message is priceless..

your pic pun was funny, bad that she was too slow to get it.

lol yeah...i was hoping she'd catch that cuz i had something in mind to give her after...but it went over her head.....i still had fun tho



Heres a convo with another girl...She seems cool...most girls thus far, once they say "no" to casual hookups, they don't reply to any more of my messages haha


ME: Hey there...I'm 24, single, looking for a cool female around the area to hangout with and possibly have casual hookups with. If that's something you'd be interested in, let's chat and see if we click
HB: nope. not the casual sex type of girl.
ME: whoa, whoa...Who said anything about sex?
HB: re-read ur message that u sent me
ME: Ok.....I double checked and still didn't see anything about sex. Maybe you replied to my message, thinking you were replying to someone else?
HB: no. "casual hook-ups"? that sounds like it to me
ME: Yeah...casual hook up...You know, like when I'm in the area, looking for something to eat, and decide hey, i'll give (HB name) a call and see if she'd like to join me..Is that not a casual hookup? I'm new to the online dating thing and am not yet familiar with all the lingo
HB: I just joined this thing like 2 days ago. So I don't know much about it either. What I have come to realize, is that their are ALOT of creepy creepers out there. Y don't u have a picture up?
ME: Like you said, theres a lot of weirdos out there. So if I'm to befriend anyone off of here, I like to get to know them a little bit before they who am I am and what I look like, etc.
HB: not a good enough answer! lol. . .come on, let see a pic!
ME: pshh...That's the only trick question I'm willing to let slide. We both know that no matter what my answer was, it still wouldn't have been a "good enough answer!" What's your e-mail address, I'll send you a pic
HB: ******@*******.com
ME: Alright, I just sent you a pic
HB: what the heck was that? a pic of a pic?. . .lol
ME: lol there i sent real ones this time
HB: ur funny. lol
ME: Well..one of us has to be :p
HB: hey!. . .thats not nice!
ME: Jeez..don't yell at me.. All I did was forget to hit the sarcasm button..it's a common, honest mistake
HB: i wasn't yelling. . .THIS IS YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
ME: aww you're so cute when you get all riled up..Your face scrunches all up, and eyes squint..was that a tongue ring I saw, or left over dinner?
HB: nope. got rid of the tongue ring like 12 tears ago.. . .it was probably the scar u saw.
ME: 12 tears ago!? Why are you crying??? lol
HB: crying? me? NEVER!!
ME: aww, its okay..I know fighting your urges and trying to resist someone as stunningly attractive as I can be tough..but its no reason to shed tears!!

Then she signed off lol