So I am about 3 months into online sarging and have had a few dates with a girl I wasn't too keen on.
So I did the online chat thing for a couple of weeks before heading out for a few drinks and k-closing, brought her home twice but wasn't into her enough to take it to the next level.
I have about a 30% hit rate online which is well below my night game and day game.
Here's the latest attempt. Comments please.
ME: OOOPPPPPPSSSSS.............I'm sorry I didn't know angels were here on NZD........ I better bahave then?????
You would be the first and last with your kind of profile on here. If I met on the street I would have stop and say hi. You would find me charming, over the top, and even a little seductive by making you laugh. But that doesn't mean my intentions are bad. Just that I would still be my cheeky self, even though you may be very straight laced. How would you respond?
HER: I would say you probably have copied and pasted the same message to everyone on nzdating! lol
ME: MMMMmmmmmm.. So you are the cynical type. lol. You are the first I have said that to. Thanks for the insight though, if I ever get stuck for words I may recycle it (highly unlikely ). I take it you would rather I never took the time to read your profile and come up with something???????, ouch, I am sure you can find 101 of that kind of guy on here, if that floats you boat??? aaahhhh hhhaaaaa!!!! But I did say if I met you on the street that is how I would approach you. HHhhhhhmmmmm............. I guess it is hard to convey ourselves in virtual reality, so I tend just to be myself. Take it or leave it. So this is where you get to tell me what makes you super awesome. Please don't tell me what you think I want to hear. Be fearless, get cheeky and rip in but please no cliches even if it is the white picket fence and 1.2 kids that you are after. Spare me please!!!!!!! I don't mind a little rough and tumble. Catcha Later
HER: im not cynical, i was just joking but sorry i should of said so as it may of come across the wrong way
Guys hit me with the good stuff. I really want to turn it up on this HB8.5 (according to the pics????)
CHAT