Ok guys this is a conversation I had on OK cupid with a HB 8.
19% Enemy79% Friend51% Match
Me :
'Replies very selectively' TUTUT
HB:
Nov 17, 2011 – 8:11am
Ahh I did wonder what that thing said about me. Thanks for clearing that up, though it doesn't make me sound all that good does it?
Me:
Nov 18, 2011 – 1:55am
GOD, you're such a bitch
No I don't blame you. All the "Hi, Would you like some dick? No? How about now? How about now? How about now?" Or the "Hi you seem really lovely, would you like some dick?" Or the " I know what you need, you look like you need some dick. would you like some dick?" Or the "Hi I'm bald, fat, lack a sense of humour and am recently divorced from a banshee with five five kids whom I have joint custody of, but I'm gutted because I just wanted the house. Wanna marry me??? P.S. Would you like some dick?"
HB:
Nov 18, 2011 – 5:44pm
Haaaaaa well I do get my fair share of those. Only not spelled quite so well and with the odd number thrown in for good measure
I also made the error of replying to someone once just out of politeness and within 2 short messages he'd given me his number and begged me to let him know when I was free so he could drive all the way to Cardiff to meet me. Then since I didn't reply, I get 2 - 3 messages from him every day asking if he crossed the line. There are dangers to replying all the time!
Me:
Nov 18, 2011 – 11:51pm
Well I have to confess my secret weapon is splel schlecker. Otherwise my spelling is atrocious (Seriously had to look that up). But you are right, this site is awesome for getting digits. I have 10 already. I just need one more and I will have a complete mobile number :p
Guys like that make me cringe. I'd never do that in 2 short messages.... I'd do it in the first message! I'm Just kidding.
You seem to have a really great sense of humour I'll give you that, shame 49% of you can't handle me
HB:
Nov 19, 2011 – 5:35pm
Haha I have terrible spelling too, but I know how to spell simple words such as 'you'. Ahaha well done
Oh yeah of course, go in for the full on creep straight away and then if she responds, she's a creeper. I haven't heard from that weirdo yet today so maybe he's finally got the message.
Aha thankyou, so do you. Yeah I'm having to hide this message from my legs and one of my arms. They don't like you
Thats it so far. Anyone got any input? Am I doing good or bad? where can I go from here? I think it's too early for digits.
CHAT