Okay so I am pretty much new to online sarging, and I usually end up just over analyzing everything and run out of things to say. I am usually pretty good (atleast I think so) in face to face contact but I just saw this girl online and was like wow, I want to meet her. Anyway here is the convo:



Me: Hey! I thought you were kinda cute and I wanted to see what you were like. Afterall, theres more to people than looks. So maybe theres something unique about you.

HB7: hi? uhm do i like know you from somewhere or something?

Me: I don't think so, you would definetly remember me then.

HB7: ok lol. so how did u even find me on fb?

Me: you came up in my People I may know list and looked like a friendly person. Are you friendly?

HB7: No i bite lol no i'm friendly to certain people.



So anyway what do I say now, this is what I am talking about I just run out of stuff =\

Friendly is good. You passed test 1.
Now I have a really important question for you

Her: What?

You: Red or Blue ...


For the rest of the Red/blue routine, see the second post in this thread
facebook-sarging-please-help--vt100657.html

I actually responded to her before looking here and this is now where im at:

Me: Hey! I thought you were kinda cute and I wanted to see what you were like. Afterall, theres more to people than looks. So maybe theres something unique about you.

HB7: hi? uhm do i like know you from somewhere or something?

Me: I don't think so, you would definetly remember me then.

HB7: ok lol. so how did u even find me on fb?

Me: you came up in my People I may know list and looked like a friendly person. Are you friendly?

HB7: No i bite lol no i'm friendly to certain people.

Me: I can take a little nibbling. I hope you can stand the same

HB7: lol of course.

Me: lol I can already tell.....your definetly trouble

HB7: Lmao. Drama follows me a lot and it usually causes trouble so ya i guess i'm trouble lol.

Me: Beautiful and dangerous.. I like I like!

HB7: lol

Me: I got a super serious question...

HB7: which would be?

Me: ummmmmm, why aren't we facebook friends yet!?

HB7: cause u never added me. Do u expect me to add you? Idts. U started talking to me first so u add me.


...Now what? Add? Neg? Etc..

Your next line would be :

You: Well What if you bite me if I add you.My mom told me that beautiful girls bite me when I add them as friends on facebook.

I'd say something like this,but don't copy and paste the line,change it the way you'd say.(but say the biting part )

-or-


Well, you've got two points for being feisty, and three for biting. Friend me and you get one more, enough to officially be my friend. :p

What is this? Kindergarten pick up?

Act your age and by that I mean like a man, not some kid.

Well, you got her attention with the opener, bravo.. so unless you start working on building serious interest, her already declining attention will fade away faster than you can press send on your next message.

Start talking sense. And stop making demands of her.

Why haven't you 'added' me? I mean what the hell does that matter? You want to game this woman or facebook friend her?

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