Great post! gonna try this on 9 attractive girls (PoF). Let you know what happens.

Ok so I just tried this opener on a hb7 on Match and she responded "excuse me?!" and then I did the whole "its a joke.. my friend bet me to do it etc" and now she isnt responding at all (and I know she read it cuz Im on Match and they tell you). I think I pissed her off. Did I execute it the wrong way?

Why would you say a friend bet you to tell her to remove her picture...thats some middle school type shit in my opinion..



When she said "excuse me?!"

You could have said: "Hold your horses lady! I was hoping you could take a joke :p You're kinda cute, but I'm really hoping you have more to offer than your looks..Tell me what separates you from the other 300 women that are in my local search results."


That would trigger more responses than telling her you have the mind of a 12 year old and make bets with friends on what you will message a grown ass woman

So this is legit. I got two # closes on two attempts.

Good point. Ill try that next time

Don't use that....I was just providing insight as to a different way to respond to her reply.....Be creative man..

Don't try to repeat this verbatim, because it may not fit into the flow. Instead use it as a template and come up with you way of expressing the same kind of attitude that's in the response above.

Even though this was successful, there's always room for improvement, so I'm posting this for critique:

ME: Hey, sorry to bother you, but I would remove the picture on your profile
HER: What picture?
ME: I wanted to see if you could take a joke Can you? You are quite stunning, and I wanted to talk to you. I seem to have one reason why getting to know you would be a good life decision. Can you give me another
HER: I like to think I can take a joke! And thank you for the compliment. Well, I'd have to know what your reason is first...just so I can get a good idea.
ME: Reason #1: You can take a joke like a champ. Reason #2: ??? I need your help.

30 MIN PAUSE

ME: So is this that natural indecision you wrote about? Let's play Would You Rather and I'll find Reason #2 for myself Would you rather ride on a motorcycle or drove slowly through the fall foliage? Why? Your turn
HER: haha sorry, got preoccupied with Netflix. Um...ride on a motorcycle. I just recently actually rode on one and it's a lot of fun! would you rather go to the beach and surf or to the mountains and ski/snowboard?

20 MIN PAUSE

ME: Sorry. Netflix also has my attention Hahaha. Was it your fist Motorcycle ride ever? To the mountains and snowboard, totally. The cold air makes me feel
alive. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you strongly dislike?
HER: I used to have a stepdad that had a motorcycle when I was younger and
we had like rides around the block but this was the first time I actually rode on a big bike and went realllll fast haha. Stranded alone, for sure. Would you rather go to lose your sense of taste or smell?
ME: Sense of taste. It'll make it harder to cook my duck a'lorange, but the world's full of wonderful smells. Would you rather live in a city or a secluded, scenic mountaintop?
HER: Live in a city and VISIT the scenic mountaintop..would you rather go to California or New York?
ME: Well, I've been to both, but I would rather go back to New York. Would you rather give me your number now or make me beg for it? (Hint: I don't beg for numbers)
HER: Well that's good, I would have lost all respect if you would have begged..hahaha..so I guess I will have to give you my number. **********

So that's it...all critiques welcome.

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Tried this out on 11 attractive girls on Pof. Got reply's from 2 of them. But at the same time, I did a "quick message" so the subject line said "Hi." Any suggestions for the subject line?

I've used the subject line "A Simple Observation" and get responses from at least 70%.

dumbest threat ever.

Thanks man!

Hi Guys, Im new here so go easy!!

Been field testing a few Online openers and this has yielded by far the best results so far (Thanks DV) so here's a few exchanges i've had to keep you amused, they're from Blendr the iphone App ive since changed my profile pic (ur only have 1 )...and remember go easy!!

Me) DV Opener
Her y
her ??
Me lol blah blah wanted to say Hi my Names ##
Her lol u gt pic of u x
me Is my helga wig not doing it 4 u? Tell u wat ill do swaps and no naked ones either, Im not cheap!!
so tell me 3 things about you (not mentioning ur looks) that would intrigue me, doesn't matter what...go crazy

NOTHING < I left it a day

Me Bet re-engager
Her wa u mean
Me well its like one two three....5.50 so enuff for a big mac each on a date?
Her haha so what bet u win
Me Hold on blah btw me and friend etc earn ur way in

Nothing < wait a day

me Razzzz thought you could have a joke!
her I can lol
me cool stay with me on this one then...
me Cosmo mag reckons that 93% and 7% etc
me you know what they listen too?
her come on then what do they listen to
me Well I guess we know what you do in the shower then
her Lmao xx
her if u play ur cards right u could join me (i should have pushed her back here i think and sort of tried to but validated her first and/or possibly insulted her haha! dammit!)
me I'd love to as that was a cracking photo, im not sure we'd fit together tho
me I'm too naughty for you

NOTHING, brutal! Oh well NNNNNEEEEEXXXXTTT!

That was about the 4th time i'd used that opener so definitely Gold DV, number closed on another bird, but she's miles away so its just practice till I have to venture into Englandshire again,
me




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First of all, credit to Darth Vader for an awesome opener. Unfortunately, it may be a bit too good because one girl caught me using it after someone else did the same thing.

Her response: "... yeah, i already heard that line.. nice try.."

This thing is spreading like a virus! I'm gonna have to improvise to see how it goes but any tips would be appreciated.

This second one really vexes me as She hit me up?!

Her LOVE the pic Classic
her bahahaha
Me Awesome, im big in postal stationary - People Know me! I could hook you up with the guy who gives them the frilly edges?
her Oh god you will get along with my housemate! He dreams about staples he loves stationaryl that much I'd love you to hook me up with some frills
me Oh im all over it! Ill take the staples and raise him technicolour paper clips!!
### you cheeky monkey Im not sure wed work together tho, I think im too naughty for you < i need to learn to pause and then say this bit after the why? i think>
her Well have to see about that.... i think you'd be in for a shock
me Oh really? Prove it
NOTHING< then inresponse to my status update about nandos seasoning rubs being the bollox - but they stain the bath..>
Next day her Ooh you should try a paprika rub. That'll stain ur bath and give you a nice moroccon sun kissed tan..
her Ok i'll prove it
me Haha my mate didnt get what i was on about with the rub he just asked why in the bath...No sense of humour! Baths running bring the morroccon herbs prove away!
her Haha you will have to hit someone else up for sexual fun but if you want a friend to party with and run amoc then im your gal! x (shit test me thinks)
me Sexual fun, Good lord, I'm not that easy! besides your a nice girl, im far to mischievious for you! Sure we can find you a nice guy on here to call you a million times a day, send you flowers and do the dishes...
Her What?! U dont want to do my dishes and send me flowers?! Aww i thought i hit the jackpot;)
her yu are kinda cute... i could easily take a load of and sit back and watch u in action
her then we can play with stationary. what do you think?
me Pfft flattery will get u nowhere mrs! looks only go so far with me. Im more of a chef than a pot washer, so id cook the meal, well bribe your housemate to wash up while we drink wine and duel with giant condiments in the playroom... You DO have a playroom dont you?
her Oh I have a few! Limited space so its like playing 'squash the lemon' but well make do!
her Wine drinker scores u more points too haha
her Haha you look SO much like a friend of mine back in oz...he's one crazy cat too
me I dont know what 'squash the lemon' is but playing it in various rooms is right up my street - im an extrovert!
me Points...my time is VERY expensive, and your racking up quite a bill mrs!
NOTHING and no online for about 6 hours
Her Haha! Buzz you when I get to singapore

Thats was about 5 mins ago