I'd be very curious on what sort of responses you get. If you don't mind do keep us updated.

sure heres a couple convos i had so far of me messaging first. some message me too but they haven't gone anywhere yet. if they do ill def post them as well


me 10/11/2012 7:52:08 AM

I know we haven't met but I think we should stop seeing each other

HB:7 /11/2012 8:41:13 AM
Ok sounds good


me 10/11/2012 3:16:29 PM
Looks its not you it me lol you're great but.. We fight to much. I hope you understand
Ps I keep the dog but you're welcome to keep all my Britney spears albums

HB:7 10/11/2012 3:56:49 PM
I mean this is all so sudden n plz don't take the dog he is all I have left.


HB:7 110/11/2012 3:57:12 PM
Ps I noticed that some of my heels r missing did u take them again


me 10/11/2012 8:26:06 PM
Yeah I gave them to your best friend who I've been cheating on you with... Pls dont be mad

HB: 7 10/11/2012 10:10:48 PM
That's ok cuz ur father is moving in w me sorry u just didn't cut it


me 10/12/2012 12:23:07 AM
haha!! good one, i can't top that one. respect...By the way. Glad you have a sense of humor. You get 5 cool points. hey what's your number so i can put it on my phone and then delete it and this break up can be done with

HB: 7 10/11/2012 12:57:14 AM
Shoot me a message on fb I'm not a fan of giving my number out too easily. XXXXXXX (her name)


******next one different girl********* (no disrespect but i used a racist joke, im not racist)

me 10/11/2012 6:57:10 PM
What's the down side of being able to run a 100m under 10 seconds? Your black

HB:8 10/11/2012 7:29:16 PM
lmfao

me 10/11/2012 7:24:31 PM
I got you to laugh, you have a sense of humor.. That earns you 5 points

HB:8 10/11/2012 7:29:16 PM
Lol yes!


me 10/11/2012 7:49:40 PM
Do you like milk with ice? (I know this is weird but trust me it means something so answer

HB:8 10/11/2012 7:57:13 PM
Lol! What a coincidence I work at a sports bar and a kid with his father asked for milk and I put ice in it and they thought I was weird. I think I'm lactose intolerant so I stay away from milk.


me 10/11/2012 8:21:54 PM
haha! thats funny. Yeah i'm lactose intolerant as well so i drink soy milk. Well this ruins what i had going..hmmmm i dont wanna seem boring... what's your number?!! sike just kidding it's too soon for that, we don't even know each other. (i'll still take it though. cant blame a man for trying) where are you from?

HB:8 10/11/2012 8:47:03 PM
Lol damn it I wanna hear what you were gonna say. I live in xxx like 15 mins from the xxxx what about you?


me 10/12/2012 12:29:32 AM
lol it was nothing really i was going to keep asking you weird questions like "do you like brownies with nuts or without?" then tell you i was just fucking with you and all the questions mean nothing so that you can feel dumb haha! im from xxxxx

HB:8 10/12/2012 12:44:42 AM
Hahahaha love it. Gotta break the ice somehow right? Not too sure where that is but that's because I live in a bubble.


me 10/12/2012 12:49:21 AM
its in xxxxxxx! anyways you seem cool and I can't take any convo on this site seriously so if you're interested in taking this to a more serious level then just put your number down if not its all good
Peace and love ~Davis

HB:8 10/12/2012 1:01:50 AM
xxx-xxxx better make me laugh!

*******************

i messaged 9 girls today with a variation of openers, i've gotten 3 numbers today im not gonna post the other one because its really long but its pretty much like the other ones but i just build more rapport with her. currently pursuing with 2 other girls for #close. one girl called me a loser and told me to fuck off. also 2 girls messaged me first today. one said i was cute, and the other asked how i was doing.
so 6/9 responded to my initial message today...i say thats pretty good.

im still new to this and i got my openers from other forums but hope this helps guys

PEACE AND LOVE!

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I like the break-up opener, it can allow you to reopen and say whatever the fuck you please while pretending to have rapport which lets you build real rapport while remaining funny. Its genius.

I'm gonna test it out, along with your profile. Not the exact same obviously, but the style of it. I just feel like I don't give a fuck right now which should help. Cheers.

Ok, so here's my POF profile so far. Would love some feedback as to how to improve it. Thanks in advance.
pof dot com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=45811182

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The dating guy

I am going to use a sample from your profile Ddawgg5

Keep getting viewed after sending a message and want to make sure its not my profile...

Advice is welcome plz!
POF - /viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=16935606

I like it, only 2 things I might change:

1) A little more diversity in pictures, for example at least 1 with other people in it. You have 2 "regular" ones with just you and 3 that involve water sports. Nothing with other people (social) and nothing in other settings.

2) A tiny bit more depth to your profile. Its all jokes, they're funny... but humor only gets you a "lol you're funny" response at best. Throw in a few hooks or conversation pieces; what do you like, what do you hate, what you're doing with your life. Not worded like that exactly but you get the idea.

Hey guys, here is my POF profile (I'm fairly new to online game in general):
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=41045951

I get views some of the time if I view someones page or send them a message but rarely any replies.
(the bit about me getting messages is a 'fake it til' you make it' kinda thing)

Constructive criticism would be appreciated and thank you in advance

Ez gents. Don't do too badly on the online sites, mostly been working on my online game recently. But I think my profile prob needs some work, maybe a little less piss taking might help.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=44773612

Critique away.

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How do you come up with this stuff on the spot? I would end up saying something stupid.

ok guys i need help with this one. Some hot ass latina chick messaged me first. I really don't know if this is a fake profile or what but i really want her to be real cause she is fucking hot! i posted the convo we had on pof below

HB9 10/23/2012 9:57:58 AM
Someone fun like you is exactly why i came on here...i have family in XXXXX area and go there often, but it does look like i am out of the age range you like.


me 10/23/2012 10:18:13 AM
What exactly are you looking for?

HB9 10/24/2012 9:56:27 AM
Just fun, i think. I have family in XXXXXX so i go there once in a while. I live in xxxxxx, the area just over the golden gate bridge. Like here but miss the east. Have you enjoyed pof?


me 10/24/2012 1:06:25 PM
It's been alright, it's good for passing time. Been on a couple dates off this website lol you got any pictures??

HB9 10/24/2012 4:31:54 PM
I have a facebook page? Would that be ok? I have just started here, never tried meeting a person through the internet before. Am i a pathetic desperate housewife?


ME 10/24/2012 7:25:23 PM
Lol well someone once told me that 1 in 5 relationships nowadays start through the use of the Internet so out of 1000000 people 200000 people met thru the Internet... That's a lot of people so I don't think it makes you a pathetic desperate housewife haha I'm Davis whats your name?

HB9 10/25/2012 10:46:39 AM
XXXXX. On facebook, you can find me under my full name, XXXXX XXXX


ME 10/25/2012 2:23:12 PM
i glanced through your facebook, you have a lovely family xxxxx. I must admit its hard for me to believe that a beautiful woman such as yourself would be on a site like this. But i admire you for taking a risk. I know people who get so locked up in their own world that they forget what they truly want. i started pof like 2 weeks ago and i still don't know what to expect from this site.

HB9 10/25/2012 5:58:07 PM
Thanks. My husband isnt on fb so its ok to friend me, would enjoy seeing yours. I feel like this is a safe exploratory step but i really havent gone anywhere with it....met anyone yet?


Me 10/25/2012 6:32:20 PM
yeah i met 4 girls off this site so far in the 2 weeks. I kept in contact with one of them because she seems cool. well i just added you on facebook we should just message there because i'm actually thinking about deleting this account. I prefer going out to meet girls

************* this is where i need help, so we start talking on facebook and then... you guys are just going to have to read it **********************

HB 9
Hi

7:04pm
ME
hello how's it going?

7:04pm
HB
Pretty good
You? At home? Work?

7:05pm
ME
im at home and yourself?

7:05pm
HB
Starbucks, picking my kids up from school soon
Any fun this evening?

7:07pm
ME
nope, i'm taking my professional engineering exam this sat, its an 8 hour exam so im going be studying till then
but saturday night im going out for drinks with some friends
so where do you live right now?

7:08pm
HB
Oh wow, good luck
Will be nice to blow off steam i am sure
XXXXXX
Crowded here at starbucks, sharing my table with a teen boy who i think is checking me out

7:09pm
ME
Lol

7:10pm
HB
I dont knoe, maybe i am vain, he is kinda too young for that maybe

7:10pm
ME
I would mess with him if i were you, you should wink at him

7:11pm
HB
Lol
Yeah, i just uncrossed and recrossed my legs and his head rose and fell with my knee
He is 14ish, asian, sweet and innocent looking

7:12pm
ME
LOL thats dirty right there haha

7:12pm
HB
You really daring me to tease him?

7:14pm
ME
i am asian and when i was 14 i was sweet and innocent too. If someone like you were to tease me, that would make my year

7:14pm
HB
Will he remember me...for later?

7:15pm
ME
lol oh yeah for sure

7:15pm
HB
I am wearing a short jean skirt and a tight red front button sweater....black pumps
Just undid the top two buttons of the sweater
Tops of breasts, cleavage, even a little lacy white bra shows
Acting like i am hot

7:17pm
ME
wow...

7:17pm
HB
U like that?

7:17pm
ME
maybe

7:18pm
HB
Wiggled in my chair, so my breasts bounced some...
Placed my feet on the chair ahead, so my skirt slide higher up my thighs...
Kinda turning me on...

7:20pm
ME
thats some sexy stuff right there

7:21pm
HB
Yawned and stretched...arching my back...pressing my chest hard against the button between my 34c breasts...
Turn u on?

7:23pm
ME
yeah i'm not gonna lie i gotta a little turned on when you said breast

7:23pm
HB
I like that
Mine are firm, big and all real

7:24pm
ME
i'm more of an ass man tho

7:24pm
HB
Leaned way over, fiddled in my purse on the floor, let him stare down my top
I keep my bum tight, too...

7:25pm
ME
what color panties are you wearing right now

7:25pm
HB
Nothing special...white cotton
Actually, i need to get going and get the kids
But u r fun to chat with

7:26pm
ME
lol well you are fun too...

7:26pm
HB
Lets chat again? Maybe if our friendship grows, we could meetup in nyc sometime?
How turned on r u? Can u study?

7:27pm
ME
lets just say if you were here id have my way with you

7:27pm
HB
R u hard?....
Thats so sexy to think about

7:28pm
ME
we'll save this for next time go get your kids

7:29pm
HB
I hve a few minutes
I have cybered with my husband before, never a stranger
This feels a little like it
R u looking at porn?

7:30pm
ME
No

7:30pm
HB
Sorry, that was rude of me to ask
I guess u r right, we can chat another time
Ciao...

7:31pm
HB
bye Sonya this has been fun

************* So yeah i wasn't expecting that kind of a conversation hence my shitty responses lol i checked out her facebook page and it seems real enough but for some reason im still skeptical. How should i approach this guys??!!! this has never happen to me haha **********************

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Ummmmmmmmm, she has a fucking husband.

Not saying it's wrong to eat somebody else's lunch but, yeah, there's the glaring flaw. She probably is hot.


PS. She's got kids

Bottom line is, you can probably expect a lot of this kind of teasing, but chances are she'll flake back because she's afraid of screwing up her life.

I'd just follow her lead though, she is clearly the one that wants to be in control. She's using you in the best way.

Also, man, I could never figure out how to be a goofball and come off attractive at the same time. I could learn a thing or two. I've had rapport with some hot girls and gotten message responses from 10's but I haven't really closed anything. Never anything like that. That's like the wow factor you really need, bc anybody can say a few lines if they are good looking enough, but you need that combination of interest and attraction to stay in the game.

Anyway, if anyone wants to critique my pro, here ya go. I'd love to get some feedback. I've gotten quite a few girls responses:

130 views or something

12 meet me's and 4 of which were actually worth pursuing

But I feel like I need a different profile for the one night stands...

http://www.pof.com/whoviewedme.aspx?SID ... d=50104874

i can't view your profile. And thanks for the advice i agree with you. I'm just gonna keep riding this through for fun, it seems she just wants attention.

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