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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:38 pm 
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see sections routine magic display
1.wanna see magic
2.close your eyes
3.neg if dosent comply till comply
4.if comply with closed eyes grab her hands
5.kiss
6.sudden stop and push off
(: happy sargin good luck


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:53 pm 
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So i hit up this girl on facebook and here is how the conversation went. :

me: A***** D***.. i like that name.
her: That's nice.
me: yeah. i know :) (just trying to see if she still responds)
her: If you're not going to use proper grammar and spelling, please don't talk to me.
me: O.o other than capitalization, my spelling and grammar's good. But for you, I will start capitalizing. :)
her: If you do anything for me, I'll hunt you down and hurt you.
me: Well that's not very nice of you. Although it would be kinda cool to be hunted.
her: I'm not a very nice person. Oh, and don't flirt with me if you ever plan on flirting. I'm not interested in you.
me: I plan on being nice. :)
her: You smile too much..
me: Smiling is good for health. You should try it.
her: I don't like smiling, I like to fake a smile.
me: Now why is that? You+smile=gorgeousness
her: Because I like being depressed. Me+fake smile= beautiful!
me: That's unfortunate. And Gorgeous>beautiful. Just saying. :)
her: Not really. That's the point. I'm not gorgeous, I'm beautiful. Just sayin'
me: You're pulchritudinous. There. :)
her: Seriously, you smile way too much.
me: Okay. Serious face it is then. No more smiling. Just for you. (are you going to hunt me now?)
her: -.-''
me: Hm. Is that a yes, or a no? I can't decide! D:
her: I won't hunt you, I'll just sick my cousins boyfriend after you. They live in (the town i live in), so I'd be careful if I were you.
me: Darn. What a story it would be to tell when I'm 80 years old. Being hunted by a gorgeous for being nice. And Good thing I'm not in *********** right now. Seems like I'll be safe for atleast 2 weeks.
her: dumbass. -.-
me: I think the word you are looking for is smartass.
her: no, dumbass.
me: if believing that will help you sleep at night then so be it. I'll be dumbass. Just for you. (i say this again cause of the earlier thing)
her: -.-"

i havent replied yet but how should i take it from here? or shouuld i just let her go?
Yeah dude you've jumped through her hoops, changing the way you talk, calling her gorgeous over and over. She's chucked you in the box with the rest of the douchebags who try and chat her up.

Girl has some issues, but she's probably amazing in bed.

Next time you talk to a chick like her, take control, be confident, tease her, leave out the compliments

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:18 pm 
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So i hit up this girl on facebook and here is how the conversation went. :

me: A***** D***.. i like that name. -OH, You didn't!
her: That's nice.
me: yeah. i know :) (just trying to see if she still responds)
her: If you're not going to use proper grammar and spelling, please don't talk to me.
me: O.o other than capitalization, my spelling and grammar's good. But for you, I will start capitalizing. :) -Drop the O.o smiley. It's retarded, man!
her: If you do anything for me, I'll hunt you down and hurt you.
me: Well that's not very nice of you. Although it would be kinda cool to be hunted.
her: I'm not a very nice person. Oh, and don't flirt with me if you ever plan on flirting. I'm not interested in you.
me: I plan on being nice. :)
her: You smile too much.. -She has a point. You try too hard!
me: Smiling is good for health. You should try it.
her: I don't like smiling, I like to fake a smile.
me: Now why is that? You+smile=gorgeousness -CLICHÈ!! Big mistake!
her: Because I like being depressed. Me+fake smile= beautiful!
me: That's unfortunate. And Gorgeous>beautiful. Just saying. :)
her: Not really. That's the point. I'm not gorgeous, I'm beautiful. Just sayin'
me: You're pulchritudinous. There. :)
her: Seriously, you smile way too much. -You didn't take the hint the first time...
me: Okay. Serious face it is then. No more smiling. Just for you. (are you going to hunt me now?) -You seem needy. Girls don't like that. You need to be more selective.
her: -.-''
me: Hm. Is that a yes, or a no? I can't decide! D: -Stupid question. Seriously man. You nag too much!
her: I won't hunt you, I'll just sick my cousins boyfriend after you. They live in (the town i live in), so I'd be careful if I were you.
me: Darn. What a story it would be to tell when I'm 80 years old. Being hunted by a gorgeous for being nice. And Good thing I'm not in *********** right now. Seems like I'll be safe for atleast 2 weeks. -This is just low, man... very low.
her: dumbass. -.- -She has a point.
me: I think the word you are looking for is smartass. -No
her: no, dumbass. -Yes.
me: if believing that will help you sleep at night then so be it. I'll be dumbass. Just for you. (i say this again cause of the earlier thing)
her: -.-"

i havent replied yet but how should i take it from here? or shouuld i just let her go?
I added some comments. You really need to work on your online game. You put up her bitch-shield from the moment you started speaking to her. You came up with the worst opener in the history of mankind. "that's a nice name".. It's just low.

Be more playful, and choose your openers wisely.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:35 pm 
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Thanks guys.. I feel like i can get better at this shit. :) Another question not related to this.. So i hit up this girl on facebook earlier today cause she left her purse at my workplace couple of days ago. We seem to have friends in common though we have never talked before. Should i hit her up again? and if i should then what should i say?? sorry if I am asking really stupid questions. I am just trying to get into this thing. Thanks :)
Why on earth would you add her on facebook? If I was a woman and left my purse somewhere, and then recieve a friends request on facebook from the guy who found my purse, I would freak out bigtime. It's creepy.

You should have used natural game on her when she came to pic up her purse - not add her on facebook because you're too shy to talk to this girl f2f.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:11 am 
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Alright thanks for tips dudes. I am trying to get better and I'm sure I will with your guys help. :)

I haven't added her yet. I just used FB to tell her to grab her purse. I couldn't talk to here f2f because it was too busy at work. However I found out she is not my type so ignore that post. Haha


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