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Colesslaw
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:11 pm 
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Her:one im not a punk so learn manners...two im not a dude ...and 3 the punk in the mirror is not interested

have a great day g-unit

(she says g-unit because im wearing a hat)
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I did the same but I got this:

HB9:
errrrrrrr?????

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Lildeadshot
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There just so happened to be two girls (her and her friend) in her current picture so when i said the line, she thought i was talking about the other girl in the picture...How would i move on from there?
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Lildeadshot
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There just so happened to be two girls (her and her friend) in her current picture so when i said the line, she thought i was talking about the other girl in the picture...How would i move on from there?
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HB8: "ew ur rely wierd"

Guess with that kind of grammar/spelling, I'm not missing out on much anyway.
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HB8: "ew ur rely wierd"

Guess with that kind of grammar/spelling, I'm not missing out on much anyway.
Snarg, i'm a pretty sarcastic and sometimes a dick. If your not missing out but wouldn't mind be *possibly* blocked. I would tease her on that grammar. She may have been sending out a quickie reply, and in my past experiences, i have succeeded with a tease like that and gotten a hook up. I can't help you with wording it right now because i'm so AFC and trying to get back in the game. But lemme know how it goes and excuse my grammer, because i'm in a rush.
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nice one man!
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Starting to notice this works a lot better on smarter girls. Some just flat out don't get it.
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I've used a slightly modified version on 18 different girls, all of which I consider to be HB8 or higher, all from England...

24 hours later, i've had 1 reply out of 18, and I know for the fact that over 75% of them have been online and therefore seen the message.

Not looking good!

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It works.. got #close within 3 messages on a HB8.. I didn't even ask for her # she asked for mine
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Hey just tried it and.... Good results!

Me: Dude, that girl in your pic is quite cute. Can you hook
me up?

Her: Well hello there Sir!

Yea she is quite busy at the mo with work and various events but I think I could work something out. What did you have in mind?
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Bodega
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As a previous poster said I think this all comes down to who you're sending it to. A lot of the "I love myself" girls who are slightly educationally challenged don't understand it, and therefore just brush it aside along with the other 550 sleasy messages they receive each day.

I've now had 4 replies out of 24 (16% success rate), and although i've had no abuse or bad replies, they haven't been absolutely amazing either.

Hmmmm!

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First time I tried it didn't work out so hot..

ME: dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?

HER: What the Fuck dude.. ??

ME:lol, if shes taken what are you doing.

HER:Yep she's dating you're uncle

ME:next time u see her, tell her she has gorgeous eyes and sexy lips. OH!! but dont tell her it was from me

HER:LOL oh ok mister ;)

ME:You always this fun to play around with, cause we should hang out if you are

HER:No Thnks

Too be honest I knew from the start it wasn't going so good but practice is practice.

Any advice
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superunknown88
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To be honest...I originally felt bad when I got a shit reply. But then I reframed my outlook. Those girls are obviously pretty dumb. I wouldn't want to hang around with them anyway. There's a difference between "you're" and "your".

The shitty spelling and grammar is a give-away. Imagine what they'll be like in real-life.

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"You're self summary is quite possibly the funniest thing i've seen on here :) The girl in the mirror is Crystal and I'm sure she'd love to talk to you ;) "

I'm loving this opener
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